Carter Lee
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
This cop rushes on the bus with his flashlight.
Falls Township Police Department.
What the are you doing in the bus?
So I kind of hide back and I got this in my pocket.
I'm like, I'm not getting caught.
I take the and I put it in my waistband.
OK, and I'm wearing these boxer briefs that that'll come up later.
I'm wearing these boxer briefs.
OK, so I remember my buddies like in the back of the bus.
I'm like, the cop hasn't even seen my buddy.
He's seen me.
So I get up with my hands up and I walk out.
I walk out of the bus.
The officer's like, sit on the ground with your legs crossed.
Sit on the ground with my legs crossed.
And he's like, so is anybody else in there with you?
Like, no, officer.
It's just me.
He's like, you're the asshole that smashed that coin machine a month ago.
I'm like, I didn't do that at all, officer.