Carter Lee

So at this point, he's like, okay, I'm going to cuff you up to the bench, fingerprint your buddy, then I'm searching you again, right?

And I'm like, okay, that's fine with me.

So he starts to search me again, and he's giving me a wedgie, dude.

He knows where the is at, but he can't strip search me.

I'm 14, right?

He's shaking my – you know, he's giving me a wedgie.

I'm like, officer, do you have some, like, weird infatuation with my private area?

You know, I'm trying to, like, make fun of him, right?

But I'm scared at this point because I'm thinking, okay –

Probably trespassing, a few more little charges, and then this one charge.

I'm thinking, okay, maybe if they find the way, that's just enough for them to take me down to the detention center.

So I'm thinking, okay, if that happens, it's not the biggest deal.

But I'm thinking that there's an extra charge if I get caught with this in the police station.

And I'm sure there is.

I don't know exactly.

So he ends up never finding the way.

The cops take me home, and I get home with this.

And this was really bad for me because now my ego blows up.

You know, in reality, I'm just an idiot.

They got caught, you know, there was a school bus with some in my waistband.