Carter Lee

Right.

So at that point, um,

I'm like not smoking for a while, but then I start smoking again.

Um, and they're drug testing me a few times a week.

And this guy would come drug test me named Nick.

And I, you know, I really got good at talking at this point, like just to be able to bullshit my way through stuff.

So this guy, Nick really trusted me.

And usually he would come in the bathroom and monitor you while you piss.

But he'd be like, Oh Carter, I like you, man.

You're good.

So I would use, um, other people's pee that were clean.

Right.

So what I do is I take the cup, pour the clean pee in the cup, screw it on.

I would take or turn the hot water in my sink, plug the sink, sit the cup in there for about two minutes, come up and go, sorry, man, it was hard to pee.

So the cup's warm.

So if you grabbed it, it's not lukewarm.

It's warm now.

OK, I end up doing that for a while.

But then I start a different guy starts to meet with me, a guy named Scott, who ended up becoming who ended up coming a probation officer and ultimately being my probation officer in the future.

So Scott's Scott had this role where, you know, I'm not going to watch your dick while you piss, but you're going to raise one hand and, you know, piss in the cup with the other.