Cat Blackard

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Feeling the nostalgic life?

Deidre, in the container to your left, you'll see a small device about the size of a penny.

Attach that just behind your ear.

It's a comm dot.

That's how we'll communicate with each other.

Formica 3 has the ability to stop electrons dead in their tracks.

But the real reason, Deidre, is that even with the alien costume, you do not exactly read as a space pirate.

You could use some accoutrement.

I have a visual on it now, port side.

And 100% full of shitheads.

Deidre, I'm not up on the network yet, so I don't have your location.

For the time being, try to not attract attention and blend in with the others.

They're a bit outdated, but if I network them, it will increase our computing power.

He'll have more computing power on his end than we will.

I'm assuming that's going to be Spiky Snapping Turtle?

These names are ridiculous.

That still won't be enough.