Cat Blackard

Bruce, Jessica Gagoma, Toracle, Jenny the Bear, a grrrr.

Sardine Thorn, Treach, Josie Jones, Mr. Fibble is Very Cross, Haute Potato, Dr. Mojo postulates the end list endlessly splintering off as Bethany and Bert Bertz caboose until its end lists all the way down.

Blind Time Traveler Convention Date, L.A.

Woman, The Phoenix Rising, New Name, God, no, not him, Jeff Andrew, sure, Jeff Andrew, Cup of Noodles, Schmizzy Two Shoes, Luna Nova, Nicholas Griffith, Justin Smolin, Riku 31, Craig Dundee, New Type Without a Gundam,

Astral C, Ickle Me Pickle Me Tickle Me 2, Witch Loud the Cartoonist, Guy with the Chops, Sam, Mitchell Yee, Bagel Knife, Imelda and Scott, Courtney Cochran, Lily Starling, Ryan K, Devin7777 has been my fave verbal stem for months, Nate, Forklift Lifts Forks for Cliff, Chip, Radio Free Relia, Violin Loves MIDI, Brian Passley,

Suwubasa, the blue Chernobyl dog enjoyer.

Grena, Piston Whip, Captain Ducky, Blitz Bell, Shiny Let's Be Bad Guys, Satsuma, Silius Goose, Dr. Jones, Icy Axe, Coach Shane of Toad Sucks Central, Go Cranes, Sky, Cole Arthur, Lego Croissant,

Kassad, Norwin Murgler.

You have all been assigned to write a four-page essay on your favorite arthropod.

It will be 50% of your grade.

Joe Cuppa, Dogma Mom.

We be choppin' broccoli.

Icy Fish, the hacker known as Ivy DeBurb.

Blue Tune, a feisty-ass chickadee.

Poultry Landmine, the scrappy poet.

Jenny the Cryptid Paladin, maverick artist.

Shit, it was a mimic.

Basil and their tea, waiting to gossip with David.

Ainsley-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay.

Dr. Professor Reverend Bethany Wethany Lethany Woofie McFlovenberger, MD, PhD, Esquire, and that's not pretentious at all, ahem, is looking for a cure to the Bethany mutation that the Society of Bethanys began the war with so many years ago.