Cat Blackard

Yeah, not sure what I'm doing.

River Brown, Senior Deuce, Warped Rider, Tim Nacy, Ruben Clamzo, Terwin, Morgan Brockman, Sylvie, Friendly Neighborhood Fire Protection Engineer, Skull Bulb, Dustin Watson, Betty White 813, Randy Supreme and Queen Lancaster, Bolivar Shagnasty, The One True Cheap Con, Starscribe, Lucy and Thunderstruck.

Ho-ho-ho, my mama.

Glorbnar7, now granting refugee status to victims fleeing the Bethany Wars.

Doozer now identifies as Roman Durge.

The Other Adele, Chef Galval, Leah Hall, Sarah May, Silly Willy Bubblebutt, Sierra Not From Arkansas, Ebenezer Boob, Caleb Tumiala, Jason Woods, Arnie Arbuckle Esquire, Potion Maestro, Nebula Nell, Regulators, Mount Up, Wandering Scholar, Kringle Over Coffee, Mad Yogi Eileen, Cat Named M.,

Petito Pato, Pallas, Big Mo, Dominic Narwhal 8, I am Annie, I live forever in every moment I've existed, I swear to every star in the cosmos, I never forgot it was a gift, The Stone Fox, Sylvia, Pepitos, Slap Power, Henry the Goose, Jennifer Baumer, Ninja Grim Reaper, Miles Nelson, I am a bomb till I think of something else to do, Brit Words, Hotshot Huntley, Momo's Mama, Space Mormon Says What?,

Ivy Paisley, Toast, Sue Watts, Myrtle, Caitlin, Leader of the Unicorn Revolution, Matlock, Lord of the 13th Sea, Mr. Trigvy, The Fourth Era, Printing with Cats, Khaleesi Del Mar, Von Vega, Dixie Dinah, 7,000 Possums, KBS 1017, Silas Vex, Sarah Jack Sparrow Space Pony, ReVibe, Debbie E, Emma, Mr. and Mrs. OwO, Dusty Ventures, and his pilot Uzi drifting through space.

Ronnie Porter, Gloria's Line Cook, Eagle Rock Lobster, The Gabbiest Painter and Her Bird of Fire, Painted Oney, Q-Dell, Pharrell, Emily with Two E's, Spaceman Nathan, Ramsey's Niblick the Third Kerplunk Kerplunk, Whoops Where's My Thribble, Jackie Wavelet, Yayoi Gagarin, A Gremlin with the Munchies, Michelle Scoracchio, Genuine Jacob, Space Rooster Randy, Leopard Donut, Poofy Thang, Mellow Nuggets, Keychain Crap, Mat Mat Sharkman, Steelo, Bumbling Lily Beeb,

A quick pause so Joe can sip from his tiny teacup.

You know, they used to compress tea into bricks and use it as currency.

And I'm like, let's do that again.

Panda.

Kennedy Allison Farner, the perpetually tired transgender time traveler.

Kristen Stolls, Dalen Y, Shadow Rapture, Yet Another Nicole, Hank the Wonder Llama, R-Craft, Russell, Zephyrus Wind, The Ornamental Hermit, Jay to the Lynn, Just Irregular Fox, Jeremy Imson, What the Hell, Cineplex, and all the black people in North Carolina, Just Rachel, Waffles, Waffles, Waffles, Danger Girl, Atlas Bear, Patty the Ginger, Ava Cigarette Ash, Hugh Biftit, A-Zeus,

Anaphylaxis, Scav with Comtax, The Shapeshifting Sad Girl and Her Girlfriend Say, Joe, You've Done It Again, Piplaskin and the Pippi Pond, Sarah Nicole, The Kells Fights with the Bethanies, Angry Leafs Lasersaw, Magnus Aerochill, Amy Perry, Christopher Kai, Source Decay, Descendant of the Sweather Catfish Whisperer, Vagabond Mary, Randy's Amigo, Bold Mouse, Katie Mermaid and the Delinquent Duo, Norman, Nicole, Victor Schauberger Reincarnated as White Mountain Hillbilly Glitter Cupcake,

In the mysterious AZ HQ, I'll grant you that we have a multiplicity of Mikes, a jumble of Jameses, a trifecta of Tonys, one of whom still wants to be Leif, but sadly, no Bethanys.

He was a shifty one, that Nick Howard.

Kinger Was Here, Bobby Ray Winland Jr., Bebop Beedabadoowop, Warped Echoes, Slabs McTerps, Big Brother House, Jeremiah Franco, Justin, The Nick of Time, Gothic Rainbow, So We Made It, Cody McClure, McHadley, Eternal Companion, Maxine Lazant, Jingalos, Eris, Goddess of Nobody, Hasmatilda, Ditzy Bay, Just Your Average Reese, Kyle Church, I Am a Leif on the Wind, Static Ego, Lolly, Evan M. Dobson, Dave B.,

Nobby, your friendly neighborhood pathologist, going to be lit.