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Still Casper's number one fan, but now armed with a quantum spatula and ready to duel every Bethany in the multiverse with breakfast wisdom.

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Welcome, everybody.

I'm Hydalon, and I'll be leading our Midnight Burger emotional support group.

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Tonight at 11, Lorak the Barbarianess, Hicks Bessie Mates, Zealous Pragma, Tuba Rick, It's Just a Blake, Alice Malice Reminds You to Take Your Medication, Please, Your Health is Important, Kelly Jane Danky, Aaron the Optimist, Thomas Stolen, a.k.a.

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Uh, attention, Dread Pirate Fred Fredberger, we have run out of languages.

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