Cecil Baldwin

Wow, that feels so wrong.

I do have more community news to share, but I'm not sure if there's a point.

Actually, if someone could call into the station just to let me know they're listening, that would help a lot.

You don't even have to talk on the air or anything.

You can just let the phone ring once so I know you're out there, that someone hears me, that what I'm doing matters to even one person.

The phone lines are open.

I guess that tells me everything I need to know.

I might as well shut things down here at the booth and tune into Antler Cove myself.

It's like the old saying, if a tree falls in the forest, you should get out of there before you're crushed to death and the woodland creatures feast upon your carcass.

Oh, speaking of woodland creatures, I am still legally obligated to broadcast the weather, or else Wolverine stuff happens.

Okay, what did I just watch?

Like, is Anthony actually a werewolf?

Or is Vivian just trying to make it look like he is so that he gets written out of the will and she gets a larger inheritance?

And is Genevieve's traumatic backstory about being trapped in a potato cellar true?

Or is she just gaining Lucius's sympathy so she can get access to the town water supply and try out her experimental mind control serum on everyone?

And why do so many people keep getting struck by lightning?

I do like the B-plot about the aliens not getting anything done because they're so busy petting and playing with cats.

Because they've never seen cats before.

But then again, isn't that... that's kind of an old trope at this point, right?

I want to like this show.