Chad Daniels

They come here.

They think we have a queen.

Learn about the country you're coming to.

And I was like, oh, shit.

I thought you had a queen.

So I went to the public library.

did all this research and there is a queen because there was a treaty and so she acts as the queen so the next day i went up and uh he came up to bring me off stage and i go hey man just stay here for a sec and i read the treaty and i go just so you know i'm an american but i we you do have a queen and then i took a 20 bill out and licked it and stuck it to his forehead and i go she's on your fucking money man i just like what that's hilarious well some comedians are dicks and no lawsuit

Yeah.

When I was in seventh grade, if you talked in the history class, they made you take a pacifier and sit there like you were a baby.

Oh, that's hilarious.

Because they were like, I told you to shut up.

Now you have to suck on this pacifier.

Oh, my God.

And there's no fucking way you'd be able to do that now.

But guess what?

Everybody shut up that had the pacifier.

Oh, there's no chance.

By the way, we never fought again, and we became friends after that.

That's what I'm saying.

It's like these kids now can take a chair from the back of the room, throw it at the teacher when he's not looking, and that teacher just has to sit there and take it.