Chad Howe

So I moved out of my parents' house when I was 13.

I moved with my grandmother anyways.

Okay.

Even when I was living with my parents, they bought this Airstream trailer and I moved into it.

It was in the driveway.

So I was living in an Airstream trailer outside anyways, even when I was a young teenager.

My dad is an intellectual.

I traveled a lot with him, but when he lost his shit, he lost his shit.

In a very violent way.

Long story short, there was this girl I knew from school who was a friend of mine who liked me, but I only wanted to be friends with.

But

She ended up going to a technical school who was friends with this other girl, and I met up with her, and I was after her.

And that didn't work out because she had a boyfriend, but they had this other girl who hung around around their group, and that was Vecna who I ended up getting married to.

Yeah, I call her Vecna.

Her real name is Nancy, but I call her Vecna from Stranger Things.

Have you seen Stranger Things?

So instead... So I went with my best man.

I'm not joking.

yeah we didn't have much money at the time because we were so i'd bought this trip to the bahamas i'm like well let's go she's like i don't want to go to the bahamas she's like take your best man if you want i'm like okay so we did so i went to florida i went to the bahamas and went to disney world i should have known back then something was wrong yeah i was gonna say that sounds like it started at a very rocky stage if your wife doesn't want to come on a honeymoon she sends you with your best friend this is this isn't a good start

Vecna and I, we were friends.