Chad Ochocinco Johnson

Just douse me with some of that urine.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Put that thing on me.

I'm going to have a fatigue.

Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, his style of play wasn't aesthetically pleasing, which is why he doesn't, you know, you think all the people he just, he put in front of them, all of their game style was, it was good to look at.

And when I come back next year and it's time for basketball season and I'm on here sounding like goddamn Tim Legler, goddamn Doris Burke and George Sedano and Stephen A and some of them boys, y'all, hey, listen, I'm telling you, I'm gonna start taking over basketball segments.

Why y'all even ask me?

I'm going Waffle House.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, you know what my favorite move is from Jamal's work?

What's that?

You know how when people do crossovers, you know how they do it from the front?

Right to left or left to right?

When he used to do from the back, though, and he come back with it, I'm like, man, that's so wrong.

And he be hopping with it.

No.

American soccer is about to explode.

Within probably 10 days, I put on 10 pounds.

I was having trouble stopping the muscle growth.