Chad

He's not used to this level of fuckery.

He's got the full team over at Confirmed dealing with this shit.

I mean, I wouldn't have tech issues, Chad, if someone team-viewed into my PC and set everything up for me, and then I'm pretending like I'm the genius.

Yes, we need it.

Or just fuck them kids, man.

Like, you know, for one day, they can take a step back.

Also, Chad, I wanted to ask you, you mentioned the wife, the child, the dogs.

Yeah.

Which do you think, like, give me a tier list.

Child first.

No, no, no.

Not in terms of importance, but what causes Jason the most, I don't want to say grief or anything like that, but, you know, what takes most of his time?

What preoccupies his mind the most out of the three?

What do you reckon?

That's a great answer, but where do you think most of the energy goes into keeping that balance?

So here's the thing.

You don't have robots doing that shit for you?

Isn't the future here already?

They're not very smart, are they?

They can't work their way around the chair.