Chad
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Podcast Appearances
You don't have robots doing that shit for you?
Isn't the future here already?
They're not very smart, are they?
They can't work their way around the chair.
Come on, Elon Musk.
We talked about this like two weeks ago.
Get us a better Roomba.
Because they need to spy on you with all these different things, Jason, Chad, right?
That's what it does.
It spies on you, then it blackmails you with all the data it has collected.
What are you guys being watching?
And then all of a sudden, you're getting, you know...
impotency ads on your Instagram.
You're like, why am I getting this?
I didn't Google this, I didn't talk about this, but your Roomba caught you, Chad.
Your Roomba knows.
What's the most blackmailable aspect of your life?
If you hacked into his face, it'd count.
What's happening?
It's reminiscent of that scene from your favorite movie, Chad, where...