Chaddo
Appearances
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
Thanks, guys. I really needed that. It's been a rough week. My son, he came out to me as trans this week. He said, Dad, I think I'd be happy if I was a woman. I said, Son, I've never met a happy woman. I almost recently died also the last couple of weeks. I woke up in the hospital. My wife was next to me crying. I thought, well, this is the woman who's been there for me.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
I finally got somebody I can be there for and trust. And she's like, Chad, please don't die. I can't get Hulu on the TV. We have a lot of animals. But I have this one little girl dog who keeps getting out of the fence every time I put her in the backyard. And every time she does, she gets fucking pregnant. So I've been putting a little Plan B in her dog food.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
I used to wake up and step in dog shit and be like really mad. Now I wake up in the middle of the night and step in something. I'm like, God, I hope that's dog shit. That's a public persona joke.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
Oh, yeah, you know, at least five nights a week, you know.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
Wow. I appreciate you saying I crush. That's cool, man. Thank you. Okay. All right.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
I'll be 44 this year. And how long have you been doing stand-up? Three years now.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
I teach people how to work in the cannabis industry. Like, you know, good bud tenders, which they should know to recommend for certain ailments, et cetera. You look like you would be good at that job. Thank you. Thank you. A professor.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
Yeah, there's no record. A website, just a lot of marketing. Yeah.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
I just publish a novel, a little psychological thriller. Okay, what's it about? It's about a female serial killer. She's got OCD, but she gets her relief through her victims, you know?
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
It's told from her point of view, so you see her whole life go through it, and you kind of want her to walk away from this point.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
Who doesn't deserve to fucking die at this point, right? Whoa. All right!
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
I was prophesied that I was going to be a musician growing up in churches. So I tried every fucking thing. I am not musically talented at all. God was wrong on that one. Okay. And you have a girlfriend, Chad? I've been married 25 years. You're married 25 years.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
Usually in the morning. I'm kind of wore out at night. I'm usually doing mics and shit. She's, you know... I get it. She's asleep.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
When she's asleep, you just... I close the door and lock it, and that's it. She can't get out.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
But they're adult kids, but they still live at home. How adult are they? In their 20s, yeah.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
Well, my daughter just moved in with her grandma, but my son still lives in his room. How old's your son? He's 23. What's he doing with his life? Fucking nothing.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
He got recently fired from pinballs. How did he get fired from pinballs? What did he have to do? He was going to the bathroom too much. He was hiding out in the bathroom. Right. Yeah. Okay, so what's he going to do now?
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
I've been taking him to a lot of interviews. He's kind of visually impaired, so I have to drive him around.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
He's got a few things. He's got the shaky eye thing, and he's got the degenerative thing where he can't, it's losing his eyesight. He draws really good comics right now.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
Yeah, she couldn't put up with our shit because we were too strict, so she moved in with grandma.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
No, she had a bad relationship here, and that's why she moved there, get away from that shit.
KILL TONY
#718 - JAMES MCCANN + KIM CONGDON
Tulsa, yeah, yeah. That's a place called Tulsa in Oklahoma.