Chaddo
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Thanks, guys. I really needed that. It's been a rough week. My son, he came out to me as trans this week. He said, Dad, I think I'd be happy if I was a woman. I said, Son, I've never met a happy woman. I almost recently died also the last couple of weeks. I woke up in the hospital. My wife was next to me crying. I thought, well, this is the woman who's been there for me.
Thanks, guys. I really needed that. It's been a rough week. My son, he came out to me as trans this week. He said, Dad, I think I'd be happy if I was a woman. I said, Son, I've never met a happy woman. I almost recently died also the last couple of weeks. I woke up in the hospital. My wife was next to me crying. I thought, well, this is the woman who's been there for me.
I finally got somebody I can be there for and trust. And she's like, Chad, please don't die. I can't get Hulu on the TV. We have a lot of animals. But I have this one little girl dog who keeps getting out of the fence every time I put her in the backyard. And every time she does, she gets fucking pregnant. So I've been putting a little Plan B in her dog food.
I finally got somebody I can be there for and trust. And she's like, Chad, please don't die. I can't get Hulu on the TV. We have a lot of animals. But I have this one little girl dog who keeps getting out of the fence every time I put her in the backyard. And every time she does, she gets fucking pregnant. So I've been putting a little Plan B in her dog food.
I used to wake up and step in dog shit and be like really mad. Now I wake up in the middle of the night and step in something. I'm like, God, I hope that's dog shit. That's a public persona joke.
I used to wake up and step in dog shit and be like really mad. Now I wake up in the middle of the night and step in something. I'm like, God, I hope that's dog shit. That's a public persona joke.
Yeah, it's been a while, but yeah.
Yeah, it's been a while, but yeah.
Oh, yeah, you know, at least five nights a week, you know.
Oh, yeah, you know, at least five nights a week, you know.
It was September 11th, 23. Wow.
It was September 11th, 23. Wow.
Wow. I appreciate you saying I crush. That's cool, man. Thank you. Okay. All right.
Wow. I appreciate you saying I crush. That's cool, man. Thank you. Okay. All right.
I'll be 44 this year. And how long have you been doing stand-up? Three years now.
I'll be 44 this year. And how long have you been doing stand-up? Three years now.
I own a cannabis college.
I own a cannabis college.
I teach people how to work in the cannabis industry. Like, you know, good bud tenders, which they should know to recommend for certain ailments, et cetera. You look like you would be good at that job. Thank you. Thank you. A professor.
I teach people how to work in the cannabis industry. Like, you know, good bud tenders, which they should know to recommend for certain ailments, et cetera. You look like you would be good at that job. Thank you. Thank you. A professor.
Yeah, there's no record. A website, just a lot of marketing. Yeah.
Yeah, there's no record. A website, just a lot of marketing. Yeah.
I just publish a novel, a little psychological thriller. Okay, what's it about? It's about a female serial killer. She's got OCD, but she gets her relief through her victims, you know?
I just publish a novel, a little psychological thriller. Okay, what's it about? It's about a female serial killer. She's got OCD, but she gets her relief through her victims, you know?
She walks away. She just walks away.
She walks away. She just walks away.
It's told from her point of view, so you see her whole life go through it, and you kind of want her to walk away from this point.
It's told from her point of view, so you see her whole life go through it, and you kind of want her to walk away from this point.
Who doesn't deserve to fucking die at this point, right? Whoa. All right!
Who doesn't deserve to fucking die at this point, right? Whoa. All right!
I've been told I have dad dick.
I've been told I have dad dick.
I was prophesied that I was going to be a musician growing up in churches. So I tried every fucking thing. I am not musically talented at all. God was wrong on that one. Okay. And you have a girlfriend, Chad? I've been married 25 years. You're married 25 years.
I was prophesied that I was going to be a musician growing up in churches. So I tried every fucking thing. I am not musically talented at all. God was wrong on that one. Okay. And you have a girlfriend, Chad? I've been married 25 years. You're married 25 years.
Now she takes calls for UPS. U-Haul. U-Haul. Okay.
Now she takes calls for UPS. U-Haul. U-Haul. Okay.
A couple times a week still. Okay.
A couple times a week still. Okay.
Usually in the morning. I'm kind of wore out at night. I'm usually doing mics and shit. She's, you know... I get it. She's asleep.
Usually in the morning. I'm kind of wore out at night. I'm usually doing mics and shit. She's, you know... I get it. She's asleep.
When she's asleep, you just... I close the door and lock it, and that's it. She can't get out.
When she's asleep, you just... I close the door and lock it, and that's it. She can't get out.
But they're adult kids, but they still live at home. How adult are they? In their 20s, yeah.
But they're adult kids, but they still live at home. How adult are they? In their 20s, yeah.
Well, my daughter just moved in with her grandma, but my son still lives in his room. How old's your son? He's 23. What's he doing with his life? Fucking nothing.
Well, my daughter just moved in with her grandma, but my son still lives in his room. How old's your son? He's 23. What's he doing with his life? Fucking nothing.
He got recently fired from pinballs. How did he get fired from pinballs? What did he have to do? He was going to the bathroom too much. He was hiding out in the bathroom. Right. Yeah. Okay, so what's he going to do now?
He got recently fired from pinballs. How did he get fired from pinballs? What did he have to do? He was going to the bathroom too much. He was hiding out in the bathroom. Right. Yeah. Okay, so what's he going to do now?
I've been taking him to a lot of interviews. He's kind of visually impaired, so I have to drive him around.
I've been taking him to a lot of interviews. He's kind of visually impaired, so I have to drive him around.
He's got a few things. He's got the shaky eye thing, and he's got the degenerative thing where he can't, it's losing his eyesight. He draws really good comics right now.
He's got a few things. He's got the shaky eye thing, and he's got the degenerative thing where he can't, it's losing his eyesight. He draws really good comics right now.
Yeah, my talent has passed on.
Yeah, my talent has passed on.
Yeah, she couldn't put up with our shit because we were too strict, so she moved in with grandma.
Yeah, she couldn't put up with our shit because we were too strict, so she moved in with grandma.
No, she had a bad relationship here, and that's why she moved there, get away from that shit.
No, she had a bad relationship here, and that's why she moved there, get away from that shit.
Grandma lives in Oklahoma.
Grandma lives in Oklahoma.
That's where we're from, yeah.
That's where we're from, yeah.
Tulsa, yeah, yeah. That's a place called Tulsa in Oklahoma.
Tulsa, yeah, yeah. That's a place called Tulsa in Oklahoma.
Thanks, guys. I really needed that. It's been a rough week. My son, he came out to me as trans this week. He said, Dad, I think I'd be happy if I was a woman. I said, Son, I've never met a happy woman. I almost recently died also the last couple of weeks. I woke up in the hospital. My wife was next to me crying. I thought, well, this is the woman who's been there for me.
I finally got somebody I can be there for and trust. And she's like, Chad, please don't die. I can't get Hulu on the TV. We have a lot of animals. But I have this one little girl dog who keeps getting out of the fence every time I put her in the backyard. And every time she does, she gets fucking pregnant. So I've been putting a little Plan B in her dog food.
I used to wake up and step in dog shit and be like really mad. Now I wake up in the middle of the night and step in something. I'm like, God, I hope that's dog shit. That's a public persona joke.
Yeah, it's been a while, but yeah.
Oh, yeah, you know, at least five nights a week, you know.
It was September 11th, 23. Wow.
Wow. I appreciate you saying I crush. That's cool, man. Thank you. Okay. All right.
I'll be 44 this year. And how long have you been doing stand-up? Three years now.
I own a cannabis college.
I teach people how to work in the cannabis industry. Like, you know, good bud tenders, which they should know to recommend for certain ailments, et cetera. You look like you would be good at that job. Thank you. Thank you. A professor.
Yeah, there's no record. A website, just a lot of marketing. Yeah.
I just publish a novel, a little psychological thriller. Okay, what's it about? It's about a female serial killer. She's got OCD, but she gets her relief through her victims, you know?
She walks away. She just walks away.
It's told from her point of view, so you see her whole life go through it, and you kind of want her to walk away from this point.
Who doesn't deserve to fucking die at this point, right? Whoa. All right!
I've been told I have dad dick.
I was prophesied that I was going to be a musician growing up in churches. So I tried every fucking thing. I am not musically talented at all. God was wrong on that one. Okay. And you have a girlfriend, Chad? I've been married 25 years. You're married 25 years.
Now she takes calls for UPS. U-Haul. U-Haul. Okay.
A couple times a week still. Okay.
Usually in the morning. I'm kind of wore out at night. I'm usually doing mics and shit. She's, you know... I get it. She's asleep.
When she's asleep, you just... I close the door and lock it, and that's it. She can't get out.
But they're adult kids, but they still live at home. How adult are they? In their 20s, yeah.
Well, my daughter just moved in with her grandma, but my son still lives in his room. How old's your son? He's 23. What's he doing with his life? Fucking nothing.
He got recently fired from pinballs. How did he get fired from pinballs? What did he have to do? He was going to the bathroom too much. He was hiding out in the bathroom. Right. Yeah. Okay, so what's he going to do now?
I've been taking him to a lot of interviews. He's kind of visually impaired, so I have to drive him around.
He's got a few things. He's got the shaky eye thing, and he's got the degenerative thing where he can't, it's losing his eyesight. He draws really good comics right now.
Yeah, my talent has passed on.
Yeah, she couldn't put up with our shit because we were too strict, so she moved in with grandma.
No, she had a bad relationship here, and that's why she moved there, get away from that shit.
Grandma lives in Oklahoma.
That's where we're from, yeah.
Tulsa, yeah, yeah. That's a place called Tulsa in Oklahoma.