Chappell Roan

i just watched it your eyes rolled in the back of your head it's almost like they rolled forward like it's like they rolled as far they popped out like a cartoon exactly like the guy on like world guinness records you know when he's like look how far i can pop out my eyes like that's exactly what i did your tongue rolled on the floor yeah and it was funny yep and um

And I was like, that's crazy.

I think I need to, I think I need to look at photos of her.

And so I was like looking through, I was like Joan Jett, 1980s.

And I was like, Joan Jett, hot.

I was like, Joan Jett naked.

And I, look, I respect, all respects to Miss Jet.

Madam Jet.

Madam Jet.

But I, like, got it.

And I was like, I think if I didn't have a job, that she would become my job in life.

Like, you know what I mean?

Just the essence of Javel Jet.

I'm just like, it would be following her shows and, like, I just.

You caught the fever.

Like, sometimes, like, I just, for some reason, never done this in my life.

save it save some photos of her just cuz just I was like I'm gonna save when you're feeling down you go back and look at them at first I was like I'll save a couple I don't know this woman at all I was like I'll save a couple and I just saved like saving more and more and more and like nothing making it to your screen nothing nothing like like freak freakazoid vibes like but like I was just like I just look at her if you get a little freaky that's okay but I I

I can't be like that with people.

Like I have a really hard time having crushes on people.

Cause I'm just like, I can't really, I just feel so guilty like sexualizing them.