Character from the film

You don't remember.

Dana, I'm so sorry. Whatever I did... I'm not drinking anymore. I'm sorry. I'm so tired of hearing you say that.

What do you mean?

Don't say that. I can't do this. What do you mean you can't do this?

I'm not Irish.

You don't sound Irish.

I need to make this clear. No part of me is Irish. I don't have Irish parents or grandparents or anything. I'm Italian, or my parents are, anyway.

So what were you doing at an Irish dance? Don't the Italians have dances?

Yeah, and I wouldn't want to tell you to one. They behave like Italians all night.

What does that mean?

Oh, you know.

No.

Hands?

Too many of them.

Oh, Ma, I guess it could seem that way if you was a girl. Listen... I want everything out in the open. I came to the Irish dance... because I really like Irish girls.

And I was the only one who would dance with you? Oh, no, it wasn't... Oh, so you danced with loads of others?

Shh.

I'll never do that again, right? Whatever I did, I'll never do it again. I'm never gonna drink again. I promise you, right? Because I don't want to lose you. I don't want to lose you. Please don't go.

Mom, you can't even pass your driver's test.

The way that you work, or the way that you don't work, you're not even worth state tuition, Christine. My name is Lady Bird. Well, actually, it's not, and it's ridiculous. Call me Lady Bird like you said you would. You should just go to city college.

You know, with your work ethic, just go to city college and then to jail, and then back to city college, and then maybe you'd learn to pull yourself up and not expect everybody to do everything. Ah!

I came to Comala because they told me that my father lived here. A man named Pedro Paramo.

What laws, he asks. We'll make the laws ourselves.

Sweetheart, I told you it's an adventure for children only. Growing up's not allowed. But it's going to be great. You're going to make new friends. My friends are here. Yeah, well, you'll play games in the countryside. That'd be nice. There'll be cows and there'll be horses. But they smell. I want to stay with you. Yeah, I know. It's only until all this is over...

And then the schools will open again and life will get back to normal, I promise. Please, Mum, don't send me away.

Good evening, and welcome to the Kennedy Center! Thank you all for coming, and shame on you for being here! That should cover it, yes?

Ladies and gentlemen, this man can play guitar. Don't we want to see the man jam a little bit?

Is it the best thing? No, it is not. Nothing is of its own explanation. Is there a better description of a cube than that of its construction? was a war on and yet it is my understanding that many of the sites of my projects had survived they remain there still in the city when the terrible recollections of what happened in Europe cease to humiliate us.

I expect for them to serve instead as a political stimulus, sparking the upheavals that so frequently occur in the cycles of peoplehood.

Yeah, I mean, I know a lot of rich, white, f***ed up people. They could really use you. Have you ever thought about starting, like, your own business? Come on. Lucas, I would be down for funding something like that.

Because rich people, they're the ones that, you know, f*** up the whole world.

If everybody looks the other way, then everybody's in on it. If I look the other way, I'm as implicated as the rest. It's not how it's supposed to be. Don't nobody care about supposed to. The fix has always been in games rigged. That's what I'm telling you. It's not like the old days. We can stand up for ourselves. Man, that shit barely works out there. What you think it's going to do in here?

You say that because you got no one out there sticking up for you.

Enjoy.

I took Hunter for some ice cream.

That's not Tuesday.

So I've been told. Is Tori here?

She's not home yet.

What?

What?

What is the look?

I don't give him any look.

You are giving me the look that there's the look where you're trying not to give me a look, so what's the problem?

on a day that isn't your day.

I took him out for ice cream. My God.

It's confusing for him. Boundaries are there for a reason.

Boundaries? You mean, like, monogamy?

Really, Coop? It's been almost two years. When are you gonna stop playing that card?

I don't know. What is the statute of limitations on adultery?

If you were even remotely self-aware, you'd realize these things don't happen in a vacuum. And you could maybe take a little portion of responsibility for your side of it.

Okay, I'm sorry, but you sleep with Nick. You kick me out of this place. I'm forced to pay for this entire mess, and I'm the one that's not being responsible.

I'm not doing this right now.

Oh, well, it's really no fun doing it alone.

I know this is a lot to dump on you.

I should also probably mention that my name's not technically Sean.

What? What is it?

It's Shang-Chi.

Shang-Chi.

Shang-Chi. Shang-Chi. Shang. Shang. Shang. S-H-A-N-G. Shang.

Shang? Yeah. You change your name from Shang to Sean?

Yeah, I don't.

I wonder how your father found you.

I was 15 years old.

All right. What is your name change logic? You go into hiding, and your name is Michael. You want to change it to Michael.

It's like, hi, my name's Gina. I'm going to go into hiding. My new name is Gina.

Hey.

Here's the thing. When I was 16, my dad kicked me out. Or I might have run away.

No, that's my dad.

I don't know how he knew that I worked here. I can't talk to him. Can you handle this?

Please, I will owe you big time.

Got it.

What happens now? Your umbilical, it's going to snap. You'll get pulled out of the structure. Now I will come back for you. But you have to do something for me, okay? You have to get yourself back to the top of the manifold. I can't rescue you if I can't find you. Understand?

Anyone who wants to beach him off has to beach me off first. I will beach both of you off at the same time. Ken, why are you getting emotional? I'm going to beach both of us off.

Nobody's going to beach anyone off.

Which brings me to the big favor.

Lucy, I'm not sure... Just...

So I went into his home office looking for clues as to what he might have been working on, and there's nothing. He's been hidden in there for two months, nothing to show for it. Now, either he took his files and tatty orange notebook with him, or it's in his other office, the one at the police station. Now, I can't access that. In fact, the only person that can is James.

Or somebody who looks remarkably like him. No! It's nothing. It's easy. It is in and out. Are you... No! Absolutely not! I've been there. I know the layout. You won't have to talk to anybody. Really? And if they talk to me? Just stick to small talk. Just keep walking. What small talk? Have you heard my small talk? This, right now, is about as good as it gets. Look, I've met most of his colleagues.

I mean, I can brief you on all of them. Certainly enough to get you through a piddly little visit to the office. Just there and back. Lucy, stop! That would be illegal.

Okay, so, what we're looking at here is a concatenation of syllogisms, obviously. A series of statements and propositions, one of which will be false, but which we can weed out via a process of cross-reference and deductive reason. It's a logic puzzle. In this room, we have seven subjects, or suspects. I will label you A to G for simplicity. Three definitive facts, presumably connected.

The fire door alarm, the phone call, and the murder itself. I'll label then one to three. Plus, of course, the alleged movements of everyone in this column within the timescale of the factual events contained in this one, which we'll put into a third column of seven, T to Z. So, C was exiting the elevator in the foyer at the same time as D was leaving by the front.

Both statements confirm the other, which means that neither C nor D could have been present at factual events one and two, so we can cross those off, which naturally means we can also put crosses here and here and here, since this dictates that A and E could not have been present at that location at that time, or else they would have crossed with C or D. Do you follow? No.

I took Connor for some ice cream.

That's not Tuesday.

So I've been told. Is Tori here?

She's not home yet.

What?

What?

What is the look?

I don't give you any look.

You are giving me the look that there's the look where you're trying not to give me a look, so what's the problem?

when you show up on a day that isn't your day.

I took him out for ice cream. My God.

It's confusing for him. Boundaries are there for a reason.

Boundaries? You mean, like, monogamy?

Really, Coop? It's been almost two years. When are you going to stop playing that card?

I don't know. What is the statute of limitations on adultery?

If you were even remotely self-aware, you'd realize these things don't happen in a vacuum. And you could maybe take a little portion of responsibility for your side of it.

Okay, I'm sorry, but you sleep with Nick. You kick me out of this place. I'm forced to pay for this entire mess, and I'm the one that's not being responsible.

I'm not doing this right now.

Oh, well, it's really no fun doing it alone.

Gentlemen! I crave ideas, and when an idea hits me, it grips me, and it tortures me until I master it.

I didn't expect you to greet me with open arms, but I did expect open legs.

Oh, oh, oh, wait, wait.

You're somebody, right? What do I know you from?

You're Richard Kind. Oh, you're Bing Bong. Hey, what are you doing tomorrow?

My girl group booked Radio City because we're making our big comeback and we haven't sold any tickets because of a variety of reasons.

CBS receipt.

Can you do something at our show? Really use someone who can move the needle.

Why would you say and another thing and then take a big bite?

Zendaya! Maude Apatow!

Why can't you come with me? Sweetheart, I told you it's an adventure for children only. Growing up's not allowed. But it's going to be great. You're going to make new friends. My friends already are. Yeah, well, you'll play games in the countryside. That'd be nice. There'll be cows and there'll be horses. But they smell. I want to stay with you. Yeah, I know. It's only until all this is over.

And then the schools will open again and life will get back to normal, I promise. Please, Mum. Don't send me away.

I know. That's what makes me so nice. Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I, and let's face it, right? Who isn't? Less fortunate than I, my tender heart tends to start to bleed. And when someone needs a makeover, I simply have to take over. I know, I know. Exactly. Exactly.

What they need And even in your case Though it's The toughest case I've yet to face Don't worry I'm determined To succeed Follow my lead And yes Indeed You Will

You're gonna be popular I'll teach you the proper poise When you talk to boys The way of jubilating from school I'll show you what shoes to wear How to fix your hair Everything that really counts To be popular I'll help you be popular You'll hang with the right cohorts You'll be good at sports Know the slang you've got to know So let's start Cause you've got an awfully long

For Galinda.

Look! It's Glinda! Let us be glad. Let us be grateful. Let us rejoice if I, that goodness, could subdue the wicked workings of your new home. Isn't it nice to know that good will conquer evil? The truth we all believe are by and by.

What? What are you staring at? Do I have something in my teeth? No, it's just... You're green. I am. Fine. Let's get this over with. No, I am not seasick. No, I did not eat grass as a child. And yes, I've always been green.

Offering to help someone that you don't know with skills that you don't have I'm sure everyone is duly impressed. I could care less what others think. Couldn't. What? You couldn't care less what other people think. Though, I doubt that.

And there were devils that pulled the carriage I ride. I am able to speak to you long enough to invite you to meet me in combat this Saturday night at 8 o'clock in that there ring. And I promise you, we'll be a fair fight. And should you win, this pub will pay you 50 pound.

Should I break you, and I promise I will not stop until you're dead, then your body will be sent back on that boat to whence you came.

Because it's like looking in the mirror. And it can't be two of us.

I just don't want to get it wrong. You know what I mean? You'll be fine.

, Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

Remember? That's what she said. It's not our fault. We can't blame ourselves.

But when I was his age, my dad used to batter me. Sometimes he'd take the belt from me and he'd whack me and he'd whack me.

Tomorrow. Tomorrow. Tomorrow.

creeps in this petty pace from day to day to the last syllable of recorded time.

And all our yesterdays have lighted full the way to dusty death.

Life's but a walking shadow A poor player That struts and frets his art upon the stage And then is heard no more It is a tale Told by an idiot Full of sound and fury

Um, different.

Just different.

No, you're just sort of brown.

I wanted to be ginger. I've never been ginger. And you, Rose Tyler, fell how good you were. You gave up on me. Oh, that's rude. That's the sort of man I am now. Rude. Rude and not ginger. If I might interrupt. Yes, sorry. Hello, big fella. Who exactly are you? Well, that's the question. I demand to know who you are. I don't know. See, that's the thing.

I'm a doctor, but beyond that, I just don't know. I literally do not know who I am. It's all untested. Am I funny? Am I sarcastic? Sexy, right old misery, life and soul, right-handed, left-handed, a gambler, a fighter, a coward, a traitor, a liar, a nervous wreck. I mean, judging by the evidence, I've certainly got a goal.

What's wrong with my words? I'm struggling to believe them. There's a lot going on. There's a lot going on. Okay. Would you try something for me? Oh, sure. I'm happy to, yeah. Is that okay, Simon? I'd rather be just pushed on, actually. It won't take a sec. Just give me, I want to be heard again. I want to be heard. Simon? I thought that was great. You don't think he sounds cartoonish? Cartoonish?

I've thought it for a while now. Absolutely not. No, I don't. David, it's with you. I want to be heard. I want to be heard. I want to be heard. Please, can we carry on? I want to be heard. I want to be heard. I want to be heard. I want to be heard. I want to be heard. I want to be heard. I want to be heard. It's got to have something. I want to be heard. It's got to have something behind it.

No, it's got to come from somewhere. Just because you're mumbling doesn't make it good. I speak the same language as you. You're barely speaking, though. You're barely speaking. You're whispering it. I want to be heard. Let's pretend we're all human beings. Yeah, who have ears that need to receive the vibrations. I mean, it's not a hearing thing. It's a sort of a feeling thing.

You know, what I'm doing makes sense, and what you're doing is a sort of weird... It might sound weird to you, because you won't have been used to hearing that coming out of yourself. It's so effective. If you don't mind me saying it, what have we heard?

Isn't it interesting, Simon, that if you spend a career speaking in such a stilted, sort of artificial way, then hearing something that's truthful can sound effective to you. What have we heard?

Oh, I am, I am.

Believe me, if I traded places with you, you'd be surprised.

Suits me fine. What are your favorite programs? I just like TV, you know. To me, it replaced the fireplace when I was a child. And if you want to know what 20 million Americans are talking about on Saturday night, it's what they saw on Friday night on TV. It's a window on the world. Whatever it is, that's that image of ourselves that we're portraying.

First of all, I thought it was paranoia. I've been reading all these, you know, conspiracy theories. You can hear things going on on the phone every time you pick it up. People clicking in and out. There's a lot of repairs going on downstairs to the phones every few days, down in the basement. Okay. I started taking my own phone calls, too, so I don't know why.

I thought, well, at least I'll have a copy of whatever they're going to try and say I'm talking about.

Ricky, darling.

I know it.

No. Lucy. Let it ring.

Come on, sir. Hello?

Right. You were kidnapped by the Olive Tree Cartel. It was, right? But don't do that. My lawyer said if I can get a laissez-passer, I can legally cross the border. Yeah, but just come to terms with the fact. You're Mexican now. Okay? Feliz cumpleaños. I'll tell you what.

Your father did.

I understand this is not the casual dinner you'd prefer.

It's an unusual group. Data scraper, two agents, and the in-house shrink. What are we hunting this time?

Severus.

And you think one of them took it?

Possibly.

Hmm. It's been a while since we had a traitor to dinner. At least knowingly.

No, probably not. I would have thought you'd start with polygraphs.

What's on the menu?

Will there be a mess to clean up?

Wherever you put your eye to the horizon, it's the same. Destruction everywhere.

Yeah, this is like the 13th time I have to ask you, where's your passport?

Yes.

Think about how much I'm going to miss you. And I realized... I don't know you. There's a face on your driver's license. He's different. That's a different name. When I get back, I'd like to get to know that guy. Don't do this, Sylvie. You wrote a five-minute song about this girl in Minneapolis. Who was that? What happened? You tell me you dropped out of college.

I didn't drop out of college.

You came here with nothing but a guitar. You never talk about your family, your past, besides the carnivals. People make up their past, Sylvie. They remember what they want. They forget the rest. I tell you everything. My folks, my sister, the street I grew up on. Yeah, and I never asked you about any of it. What, you think that stuff defines you?

What I come from? What I want and what I don't want? What I reject? Yes.

I don't care.

I don't care.

Right, so, well, some interesting points... Very interesting points. ..flagged up there. It's not quite the point I was trying to make. Different points to be made. I'm more into really in customer care... So am I.

Yeah, right. OK. Hello, I wish to make a complaint. Not interested. My room is an absolute disgrace. Don't care. The bathroom doesn't appear to have been cleaned.

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