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Hello, it's Bernie. Mayday. We need help, please.

Guys, I need you to take us back to the pole.

Guys, I need you to take us back to the pole.

Guys, I need you to take us back to the pole.

Come on. You know the way. You've been doing this for billions of years.

Come on. You know the way. You've been doing this for billions of years.

Come on. You know the way. You've been doing this for billions of years.

Please, just get him home. Do it for him. I know you can do it. You're actual magic. Please save Santa, okay? Just get him home, okay, Dasher? Come on, Dancer, Prancer.

Please, just get him home. Do it for him. I know you can do it. You're actual magic. Please save Santa, okay? Just get him home, okay, Dasher? Come on, Dancer, Prancer.

Please, just get him home. Do it for him. I know you can do it. You're actual magic. Please save Santa, okay? Just get him home, okay, Dasher? Come on, Dancer, Prancer.

On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, and Vixen, on Carl, on Michael, on something, John, Jinglehammer, I don't know. Please just go. Cupid, Marcus, and Blitzen, you guys are being annoying. You know what I mean, just come on. Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky, and Mike, Ralph, Johnny, move your ass.

On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, and Vixen, on Carl, on Michael, on something, John, Jinglehammer, I don't know. Please just go. Cupid, Marcus, and Blitzen, you guys are being annoying. You know what I mean, just come on. Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky, and Mike, Ralph, Johnny, move your ass.

On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, and Vixen, on Carl, on Michael, on something, John, Jinglehammer, I don't know. Please just go. Cupid, Marcus, and Blitzen, you guys are being annoying. You know what I mean, just come on. Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky, and Mike, Ralph, Johnny, move your ass.

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You're going to do it, aren't you?

You're going to do it, aren't you?

You're going to do it, aren't you?

Hi, I'm back. I was on a plane and Santa crashed it and then he ran out of miracles and I think it blew his system because now he's catatonic and the sleigh's all messed up and the flying fawns got me here, okay? Now we need your help.