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I shut them out because I'd rather prove that they should have had faith in me in the first place. And why wouldn't they, right? I've only botched every other social event I've been in charge of. And those examples are just from the past 24 hours, so. Yeah.

I shut them out because I'd rather prove that they should have had faith in me in the first place. And why wouldn't they, right? I've only botched every other social event I've been in charge of. And those examples are just from the past 24 hours, so. Yeah.

I shut them out because I'd rather prove that they should have had faith in me in the first place. And why wouldn't they, right? I've only botched every other social event I've been in charge of. And those examples are just from the past 24 hours, so. Yeah.

I really wanted to believe that when the real life Santa Claus showed up at my house on a night when I really needed it, he was there to prove that I could finally be trusted, depended on, believed in. And then you guys came on the radio and you echoed all of the things I'd been running from. And I wanted so badly to show you and everyone else that you were all wrong about me.

I really wanted to believe that when the real life Santa Claus showed up at my house on a night when I really needed it, he was there to prove that I could finally be trusted, depended on, believed in. And then you guys came on the radio and you echoed all of the things I'd been running from. And I wanted so badly to show you and everyone else that you were all wrong about me.

I really wanted to believe that when the real life Santa Claus showed up at my house on a night when I really needed it, he was there to prove that I could finally be trusted, depended on, believed in. And then you guys came on the radio and you echoed all of the things I'd been running from. And I wanted so badly to show you and everyone else that you were all wrong about me.

But the thing is, I knew you weren't. And I took Christmas hostage anyway. And for what? It doesn't matter if Eve or my parents or even Santa believes in me. Because the truth is, I don't believe in myself.

But the thing is, I knew you weren't. And I took Christmas hostage anyway. And for what? It doesn't matter if Eve or my parents or even Santa believes in me. Because the truth is, I don't believe in myself.

But the thing is, I knew you weren't. And I took Christmas hostage anyway. And for what? It doesn't matter if Eve or my parents or even Santa believes in me. Because the truth is, I don't believe in myself.

So I'm here to give you the reins because he needs you. The world needs you. There's still time. Or there isn't. I have zero grasp on how the time stuff works, but I know this. If anyone can get the job done, it's you puppet-looking laborers. And I think it's time for the elf to get off the goddamn shelf and get to work to save Christmas!

So I'm here to give you the reins because he needs you. The world needs you. There's still time. Or there isn't. I have zero grasp on how the time stuff works, but I know this. If anyone can get the job done, it's you puppet-looking laborers. And I think it's time for the elf to get off the goddamn shelf and get to work to save Christmas!

So I'm here to give you the reins because he needs you. The world needs you. There's still time. Or there isn't. I have zero grasp on how the time stuff works, but I know this. If anyone can get the job done, it's you puppet-looking laborers. And I think it's time for the elf to get off the goddamn shelf and get to work to save Christmas!

Where in the pear tree do you think you're going? Uh, somewhere I can be out of your hair and not ruin things further. Did you not hear my big speech?

Where in the pear tree do you think you're going? Uh, somewhere I can be out of your hair and not ruin things further. Did you not hear my big speech?

Where in the pear tree do you think you're going? Uh, somewhere I can be out of your hair and not ruin things further. Did you not hear my big speech?

Look, I know what you're doing and it's really nice, but I don't need a pity invite. It's not pity.

Look, I know what you're doing and it's really nice, but I don't need a pity invite. It's not pity.

Look, I know what you're doing and it's really nice, but I don't need a pity invite. It's not pity.

Count this stingy bitch in.

Count this stingy bitch in.