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Yeah, well, my parents aren't going to believe the whole I went on a Christmas adventure with Santa excuse, so... Bernie turns around and Santa is gone. That's rude.

Did you do all of this by yourself? I had a little help. Happy Hanukkah. I'm so happy you're home and I'm so sorry for everything.

Did you do all of this by yourself? I had a little help. Happy Hanukkah. I'm so happy you're home and I'm so sorry for everything.

Did you do all of this by yourself? I had a little help. Happy Hanukkah. I'm so happy you're home and I'm so sorry for everything.

I should have let you help with the party. You're really good at this stuff and I want to do more things together. I love you.

I should have let you help with the party. You're really good at this stuff and I want to do more things together. I love you.

I should have let you help with the party. You're really good at this stuff and I want to do more things together. I love you.

Tell them it's a Hanukkah miracle. You don't know how correct that statement actually is.

Tell them it's a Hanukkah miracle. You don't know how correct that statement actually is.

Tell them it's a Hanukkah miracle. You don't know how correct that statement actually is.

No!

No!

No!

Those have peanuts.

Those have peanuts.

Those have peanuts.

Gimel all your money. You cheated, Bubby! It's okay, Sam. I've got more gilts. BRB.

Gimel all your money. You cheated, Bubby! It's okay, Sam. I've got more gilts. BRB.

Gimel all your money. You cheated, Bubby! It's okay, Sam. I've got more gilts. BRB.

Last time I spoke to her was nine hours ago and she was not answering her phone. She was off with some bearded Zeus who I know is not her uncle. Sorry, I need to get my fucking glasses. Okay. Last time I spoke to her was nine hours ago. She was not answering her phone. She was off with some bearded Zeus who I know wasn't her uncle.