Charlamagne tha God

Jokes about abusing power don't hit as hard when you're actually abusing power, okay?

It's like breaking out a whoopee cushion after you already shit your pants in the middle of a meeting.

Nobody's in the mood to laugh, okay?

Even if Trump is kind of joking, he's doing it in a way that's becoming real.

Like, you ever do a fun little bit for so long and it becomes a genuine part of your personality?

Like, I would jokingly, in every conversation with my 17-year-old daughter, like, bye!

And now it's the only way I can hang up the phone.

Like, that's essentially what's happening to Trump, except worse because he can't seem to say bye to the job.

And no matter how many people say Trump is joking, his actual judicial nominees, the people who would interpret the Constitution to see if he's allowed to pull this off, they're clearly taking it seriously.

Did you hear that sigh from Mr. Coons?

That was so long, the stenographer had to type out, sound of soul leaving Senator's body.

Also, side note, this was confusing for me because Mr. Coons is actually my nickname for Clarence Thomas.

Now...

Why would you have to say, you know, you have to review the 22nd Amendment?

It's not complicated.

No person shall be elected to the office of the president more than twice.

Okay, done.

I reviewed it for you.

Five stars.

Great amendment.