Charlamagne tha God
speaker
811 appearances
15 recordings
7 series
first heard Jan 2024
last heard 21 Jun
Charlamagne tha God’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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This is unbelievable. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. A Democrat actually doing something. Wow. Wow. That's the longest someone's held Congress captive since January 6th. I mean, yeah. I mean, so far he's only talking, but he's talking a lot, so I'll take it, okay? What Booker did today is like the political version of phone sex.
It's not as good as the real thing, but it's a hell of a lot better than nothing. That's right. And nothing is what it seems like the Democratic Party has been doing for the last three months. The Democrats are like Jason Momoa in between Aquaman movies.
Democrats are about as popular as an album of RFK Jr. covering Adele. I set fire to my brain. Isn't there anyone who can save this party?
Isn't there anybody else who can save this party? Look, I know there are some people that think Joe Biden should help rebuild because as the most recent president, he is the de facto leader of the party. And to those people, I'd like to say, Hunter, lay off the crack, OK? I thought Biden was an OK president. It's not his fault his brain reached his term limit before he did.
But he's not the future of the party. So who's supposed to be the leaders? Well, in Congress, you've got two people. The first one is this guy, House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Yeah, I'm not feeling too inspired by business. I'm not too inspired by business casual Morpheus, okay? You take the blue pill, nothing changes. You take the red pill, nothing changes, but with cherry flavor. And pay less Obama's counterpart in the Senate? Eh, he's somehow even less inspiring.
Schumer is not the man with a plan to fight Trump. Shit, he ain't the man with a plan for a good Cinco de Mayo. It's not my job to say that any particular candidates need to be primaried and thrown out of office, but Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer need to be primaried and thrown out of office. Yeah. So, yeah. Maybe Democratic leaders in Congress ain't it.
What if we look outside of Washington to the governors? Gavin Newsom from California. He's been getting active lately. What's his fight plan?
I don't believe you. Your body doesn't even believe the words you're saying. None of your words match your motion. Like Gavin just feels phony. All right. Feels less like you're going to lead a revolution and more like you're going to sell me pills for natural male enhancement. Fortunately, there are people on the left really willing to put up a fight, though.
That's right. That's right. That was the homie Jasmine Crockett, a U.S. representative and social justice warrior with less filter than a palm oil. OK. She did get into a little trouble for some recent comments about the Texas governor, Greg Abbott. And to appreciate this next clip, all you need to know is he's a far right bigot who happens to use a wheelchair.
Hey, man, when they go low, Jasmine slashes the tires on their wheelchairs, okay? And you know Republicans are scared of Democrats stooping to their level because conservatives were big fake mad.
Excuse me? Donald Trump is going to lecture someone about tasteless jokes? MAGA complaining that a Democrat is ableist is like Quentin Tarantino telling me I use the N-word too much. Nigga, please, okay? I'm not saying Democrats need to be offensive like Trump is. Just show any kind of authenticity and fight, all right? That's why people are cheering Cory Booker today. Yeah, yeah.
And that's why Bernie Sanders and AOC are turning out huge crowds at rallies all across the country. Yes. I just hope it's enough, because right now, the Democratic Party brand is so whack, it almost doesn't matter who runs. A D beside their name makes even great candidates seem bad. Voters are like a college student halfway through her first year at Bryn Mawr.
She just doesn't want that D no more, okay? Democrats just need to fight back. And whether that looks like filibustering on the Senate floor, rattling across the country, or getting in a roast battle with a wheelchair-bound senior citizen, you got to take that fight. But that's just my opinion.
Absolutely. And, you know, I got four daughters. And when they ask me, when they tell me they want to do things, I don't shoot it down. Because I had older people in my life who did that to me.
Absolutely. And, you know, I got four daughters. And when they ask me, when they tell me they want to do things, I don't shoot it down. Because I had older people in my life who did that to me. I tell a story in one of my first books, because this is my third book, but I tell a story in my first book, Black Privilege, about how I had a cousin aunt.
She was like my mom's cousin, but she was also like an aunt to me as well. And I remember just... talking about all of these big plans I had and all of these things I wanted to do with my life. And I remember she said to me, don't set your goals so high. You know, don't set your goals so high because if you don't reach them, you're going to be disappointed.
And I paused for a second and I said, that is the stupidest shit I ever heard in my life. Like, why would you ever tell a child that? Like, I wasn't even a child. I was like, I don't know, 19, 20. But I was like, why would you ever tell anybody that? So my thing with my kids, when they want to do something, Yo, let's try it out. Like, I got one of my daughters recently started soccer.
And, you know, she liked it at first. Past couple of practices, she don't want to go. Why? She said it's too hot out. I don't want to be out there in that heat. I'm not going to force her to go out there and do the soccer if she doesn't want to. Because if you genuinely love something, you're going to want to do it regardless, right? That's how I was with radio.
It didn't matter that I wasn't making any money. I've been doing radio 26 years. I didn't start making money really, really in radio until probably my, I don't know, 12th year in radio. So it took a long time. You know, I started doing radio in 1998. I didn't start really making money till probably 2010. Right. So, but I loved it.
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