Charlamagne tha God

Democrats are about as popular as an album of RFK Jr. covering Adele. I set fire to my brain. Isn't there anyone who can save this party?

Isn't there anybody else who can save this party? Look, I know there are some people that think Joe Biden should help rebuild because as the most recent president, he is the de facto leader of the party. And to those people, I'd like to say, Hunter, lay off the crack, OK? I thought Biden was an OK president. It's not his fault his brain reached his term limit before he did.

Isn't there anybody else who can save this party? Look, I know there are some people that think Joe Biden should help rebuild because as the most recent president, he is the de facto leader of the party. And to those people, I'd like to say, Hunter, lay off the crack, OK? I thought Biden was an OK president. It's not his fault his brain reached his term limit before he did.

But he's not the future of the party. So who's supposed to be the leaders? Well, in Congress, you've got two people. The first one is this guy, House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.

But he's not the future of the party. So who's supposed to be the leaders? Well, in Congress, you've got two people. The first one is this guy, House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.

Yeah, I'm not feeling too inspired by business. I'm not too inspired by business casual Morpheus, okay? You take the blue pill, nothing changes. You take the red pill, nothing changes, but with cherry flavor. And pay less Obama's counterpart in the Senate? Eh, he's somehow even less inspiring.

Yeah, I'm not feeling too inspired by business. I'm not too inspired by business casual Morpheus, okay? You take the blue pill, nothing changes. You take the red pill, nothing changes, but with cherry flavor. And pay less Obama's counterpart in the Senate? Eh, he's somehow even less inspiring.

Schumer is not the man with a plan to fight Trump. Shit, he ain't the man with a plan for a good Cinco de Mayo. It's not my job to say that any particular candidates need to be primaried and thrown out of office, but Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer need to be primaried and thrown out of office. Yeah. So, yeah. Maybe Democratic leaders in Congress ain't it.

Schumer is not the man with a plan to fight Trump. Shit, he ain't the man with a plan for a good Cinco de Mayo. It's not my job to say that any particular candidates need to be primaried and thrown out of office, but Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer need to be primaried and thrown out of office. Yeah. So, yeah. Maybe Democratic leaders in Congress ain't it.

What if we look outside of Washington to the governors? Gavin Newsom from California. He's been getting active lately. What's his fight plan?

What if we look outside of Washington to the governors? Gavin Newsom from California. He's been getting active lately. What's his fight plan?

I don't believe you. Your body doesn't even believe the words you're saying. None of your words match your motion. Like Gavin just feels phony. All right. Feels less like you're going to lead a revolution and more like you're going to sell me pills for natural male enhancement. Fortunately, there are people on the left really willing to put up a fight, though.

I don't believe you. Your body doesn't even believe the words you're saying. None of your words match your motion. Like Gavin just feels phony. All right. Feels less like you're going to lead a revolution and more like you're going to sell me pills for natural male enhancement. Fortunately, there are people on the left really willing to put up a fight, though.

That's right. That's right. That was the homie Jasmine Crockett, a U.S. representative and social justice warrior with less filter than a palm oil. OK. She did get into a little trouble for some recent comments about the Texas governor, Greg Abbott. And to appreciate this next clip, all you need to know is he's a far right bigot who happens to use a wheelchair.

That's right. That's right. That was the homie Jasmine Crockett, a U.S. representative and social justice warrior with less filter than a palm oil. OK. She did get into a little trouble for some recent comments about the Texas governor, Greg Abbott. And to appreciate this next clip, all you need to know is he's a far right bigot who happens to use a wheelchair.

Hey, man, when they go low, Jasmine slashes the tires on their wheelchairs, okay? And you know Republicans are scared of Democrats stooping to their level because conservatives were big fake mad.

Hey, man, when they go low, Jasmine slashes the tires on their wheelchairs, okay? And you know Republicans are scared of Democrats stooping to their level because conservatives were big fake mad.

Excuse me? Donald Trump is going to lecture someone about tasteless jokes? MAGA complaining that a Democrat is ableist is like Quentin Tarantino telling me I use the N-word too much. Nigga, please, okay? I'm not saying Democrats need to be offensive like Trump is. Just show any kind of authenticity and fight, all right? That's why people are cheering Cory Booker today. Yeah, yeah.

Excuse me? Donald Trump is going to lecture someone about tasteless jokes? MAGA complaining that a Democrat is ableist is like Quentin Tarantino telling me I use the N-word too much. Nigga, please, okay? I'm not saying Democrats need to be offensive like Trump is. Just show any kind of authenticity and fight, all right? That's why people are cheering Cory Booker today. Yeah, yeah.

And that's why Bernie Sanders and AOC are turning out huge crowds at rallies all across the country. Yes. I just hope it's enough, because right now, the Democratic Party brand is so whack, it almost doesn't matter who runs. A D beside their name makes even great candidates seem bad. Voters are like a college student halfway through her first year at Bryn Mawr.