Charles W. 'Chuck' Bryant

Yeah, you know what the first part of the quote is? Yeah. I'm not convinced the special wasn't ultimately written and directed by a sentient bag of cocaine.

Yeah, you know what the first part of the quote is? Yeah. I'm not convinced the special wasn't ultimately written and directed by a sentient bag of cocaine.

Yeah, you know what the first part of the quote is? Yeah. I'm not convinced the special wasn't ultimately written and directed by a sentient bag of cocaine.

Yeah, so what happens is eventually Han Solo, should we say spoiler alert? Eventually Han Solo and Chewie make it to the planet. They park on the far side of the planet because they know the Imperial forces are there.

Yeah, so what happens is eventually Han Solo, should we say spoiler alert? Eventually Han Solo and Chewie make it to the planet. They park on the far side of the planet because they know the Imperial forces are there.

Yeah, so what happens is eventually Han Solo, should we say spoiler alert? Eventually Han Solo and Chewie make it to the planet. They park on the far side of the planet because they know the Imperial forces are there.

Yeah, so they have to hike over there. They eventually make it back home. They find the stormtroopers at their house, their tree hut. Yeah, way high up. The paintings that set this up, I don't think we mentioned. I don't even call them matte paintings. It looks like someone painted something on the wall, and they just put a camera in front of it. Pretty much. Yeah.

Yeah, so they have to hike over there. They eventually make it back home. They find the stormtroopers at their house, their tree hut. Yeah, way high up. The paintings that set this up, I don't think we mentioned. I don't even call them matte paintings. It looks like someone painted something on the wall, and they just put a camera in front of it. Pretty much. Yeah.

Yeah, so they have to hike over there. They eventually make it back home. They find the stormtroopers at their house, their tree hut. Yeah, way high up. The paintings that set this up, I don't think we mentioned. I don't even call them matte paintings. It looks like someone painted something on the wall, and they just put a camera in front of it. Pretty much. Yeah.

So they get back, and Chewbacca... Han Solo hides around the corner. Chewbacca steps in front of his son to protect him. Sure. Han Solo jumps out and... The stormtrooper trips over a pile of logs and falls over the balcony. And dies in a holiday special. So not only could he not shoot first with Greedo, but they couldn't even have him wrestle the stormtrooper and throw him off.

So they get back, and Chewbacca... Han Solo hides around the corner. Chewbacca steps in front of his son to protect him. Sure. Han Solo jumps out and... The stormtrooper trips over a pile of logs and falls over the balcony. And dies in a holiday special. So not only could he not shoot first with Greedo, but they couldn't even have him wrestle the stormtrooper and throw him off.

So they get back, and Chewbacca... Han Solo hides around the corner. Chewbacca steps in front of his son to protect him. Sure. Han Solo jumps out and... The stormtrooper trips over a pile of logs and falls over the balcony. And dies in a holiday special. So not only could he not shoot first with Greedo, but they couldn't even have him wrestle the stormtrooper and throw him off.

He trips over a log. Right. And Han Solo has his hands thrown up like, wasn't me.

He trips over a log. Right. And Han Solo has his hands thrown up like, wasn't me.

He trips over a log. Right. And Han Solo has his hands thrown up like, wasn't me.

This holiday is yours, but we all share with you the hope that this day brings us closer to freedom and to harmony and to peace. No matter how different we appear, we're all the same in our struggle against the powers of evil and darkness. I hope that this day will always be a day of joy in which we can reconfirm our dedication and our courage.

This holiday is yours, but we all share with you the hope that this day brings us closer to freedom and to harmony and to peace. No matter how different we appear, we're all the same in our struggle against the powers of evil and darkness. I hope that this day will always be a day of joy in which we can reconfirm our dedication and our courage.

This holiday is yours, but we all share with you the hope that this day brings us closer to freedom and to harmony and to peace. No matter how different we appear, we're all the same in our struggle against the powers of evil and darkness. I hope that this day will always be a day of joy in which we can reconfirm our dedication and our courage.

And more than anything else, our love for one another. This is the promise of the tree of life. Cue song. Right.

And more than anything else, our love for one another. This is the promise of the tree of life. Cue song. Right.