Charleston White
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I've just been antagonizing my local police department.
They took my Facebook post, opened the door, and said, come on, Charleston, let's go.
Now, remember before I hung up, I said, Lisa, whatever you do, don't let this motherfucker Sandra Bland meet.
Sandra Bland was supposedly hung in Texas.
They said she killed herself.
He said, come on, Charleston, you're going with us.
I said, man, where I'm going?
I'm a political figure in this town at this time.
They said, you are being transferred to JPS mental asylum under the Sandra Bland Act.
I walked out that jail cell holding my dick in my hand, saying, y'all done fucked up.
Y'all finna get fired.
Because in my mind, in America, this can't happen.
Nigga, I was transferred.
So they got a police officer that's asking me questions.
I'm telling him I done been selected to campaign with Trump.
I'm on the front page of the American Bar.
He think I'm lying, talking crazily.
Within 24 hours, I was admitted, and nobody knew where I was.
Wow.
Why?