Charlie Berens

Yes, I've been to jail.

No, I got a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

I was in Minneapolis or St.

Paul.

Home state.

It was work.

I was a journalist.

I got arrested covering the protests at the RNC in 2008.

Wow.

I was in college, yeah.

They arrested a bunch of journalists because people were making fake credentials and they issued a disperse order, you know?

Yeah, and then I was with this actual reporter from the Boston Globe.

you know like a profession I was there for like six months at MTV and then I was like so what do we do now because I looked around and there was like a whole line of police officers walking toward us and he's like now we get arrested so I was like damn I'm gonna be uh I don't have any money to pay for this so

But, yeah.

I met a taxi driver from Dinkytown, gave him half my PB&J, and he gave me a ride to Dinkytown after.

Now, for those of you not from the Midwest, Dinkytown is not an innuendo.

I didn't do anything weird with the taxi driver.

But we had breakfast at about 6 a.m., and...

Is a diner open at like super early?

Because that might be it.