Charlie Hartman
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They find me a good attorney there. Right. And he's like, look, he's like, you know, he's like, oh, he's like, just you need to just sit. You need to let them forget about you. Right. And just, you know, work as a trustee, do whatever, hang out, just stay. Stay out of trouble. And gain signatures in there as a trustee. Yeah. And just be good. And I sat for like a year.
It's either you're going to give them 20 or you're going to give the state 20. One of the two. So I sat, and during this time, like, I make good for the officers because I'm likable. You know what I mean? I'm not in there for fucking murder. You know what I mean? I'm not a child molester. You know what I mean? It's easy. You know what I mean? Do your time. Keep your mouth shut.
It's either you're going to give them 20 or you're going to give the state 20. One of the two. So I sat, and during this time, like, I make good for the officers because I'm likable. You know what I mean? I'm not in there for fucking murder. You know what I mean? I'm not a child molester. You know what I mean? It's easy. You know what I mean? Do your time. Keep your mouth shut.
It's either you're going to give them 20 or you're going to give the state 20. One of the two. So I sat, and during this time, like, I make good for the officers because I'm likable. You know what I mean? I'm not in there for fucking murder. You know what I mean? I'm not a child molester. You know what I mean? It's easy. You know what I mean? Do your time. Keep your mouth shut.
You know, no one bothers you. And I'm in there, and I end up working as a houseman for a couple of housemen. Officers, and Officer Pollack and Officer Brown are there. So if you guys ever Google it, Lake County officers bringing in drugs and contraband. They're bringing in drugs and contraband to us. We're selling it and getting the money back.
You know, no one bothers you. And I'm in there, and I end up working as a houseman for a couple of housemen. Officers, and Officer Pollack and Officer Brown are there. So if you guys ever Google it, Lake County officers bringing in drugs and contraband. They're bringing in drugs and contraband to us. We're selling it and getting the money back.
You know, no one bothers you. And I'm in there, and I end up working as a houseman for a couple of housemen. Officers, and Officer Pollack and Officer Brown are there. So if you guys ever Google it, Lake County officers bringing in drugs and contraband. They're bringing in drugs and contraband to us. We're selling it and getting the money back.
I mean โ It's frowned upon at least. It's frowned upon. But then the funniest part is I'm sitting there. I'm supposed to go to court for like two or three months and they just keep getting โ I keep getting my attorney to push it back. I'm like โ because I'm making money while I'm in jail. I'm like, plus two, I'm getting good time.
I mean โ It's frowned upon at least. It's frowned upon. But then the funniest part is I'm sitting there. I'm supposed to go to court for like two or three months and they just keep getting โ I keep getting my attorney to push it back. I'm like โ because I'm making money while I'm in jail. I'm like, plus two, I'm getting good time.
I mean โ It's frowned upon at least. It's frowned upon. But then the funniest part is I'm sitting there. I'm supposed to go to court for like two or three months and they just keep getting โ I keep getting my attorney to push it back. I'm like โ because I'm making money while I'm in jail. I'm like, plus two, I'm getting good time.
And I'm like, you know, and then they're even writing letters of reference for me too. And I'm like, you know, this is going to be great. I'm going to, you know, oh, yeah, we'll probably get you down to probation or something, you know what I mean? But, well, it ends up coming out basically that comes to me and says, look, the best I can get you is three in and a suspended sentence with 20.
And I'm like, you know, and then they're even writing letters of reference for me too. And I'm like, you know, this is going to be great. I'm going to, you know, oh, yeah, we'll probably get you down to probation or something, you know what I mean? But, well, it ends up coming out basically that comes to me and says, look, the best I can get you is three in and a suspended sentence with 20.
And I'm like, you know, and then they're even writing letters of reference for me too. And I'm like, you know, this is going to be great. I'm going to, you know, oh, yeah, we'll probably get you down to probation or something, you know what I mean? But, well, it ends up coming out basically that comes to me and says, look, the best I can get you is three in and a suspended sentence with 20.
But you'll be home in, at that point, you'll be home in two years. I'm like, well, fuck, man. I was like, whatever. You know what I mean? I mean, this is the best we're going to get, the best we're going to get. Yeah. I mean, the dams are better than 40.
But you'll be home in, at that point, you'll be home in two years. I'm like, well, fuck, man. I was like, whatever. You know what I mean? I mean, this is the best we're going to get, the best we're going to get. Yeah. I mean, the dams are better than 40.
But you'll be home in, at that point, you'll be home in two years. I'm like, well, fuck, man. I was like, whatever. You know what I mean? I mean, this is the best we're going to get, the best we're going to get. Yeah. I mean, the dams are better than 40.
So I end up signing it. signing it and going to prison. And I get to prison and it's a whole nother world. We're not in Lake County, Florida anymore. I mean, this, I mean, we're walking around. I mean, I get off the bus and I'm like, holy shit, what have I got myself in? Like, it's starting to really dawn on me. Like, like there's no guarantee you're going home.
So I end up signing it. signing it and going to prison. And I get to prison and it's a whole nother world. We're not in Lake County, Florida anymore. I mean, this, I mean, we're walking around. I mean, I get off the bus and I'm like, holy shit, what have I got myself in? Like, it's starting to really dawn on me. Like, like there's no guarantee you're going home.
So I end up signing it. signing it and going to prison. And I get to prison and it's a whole nother world. We're not in Lake County, Florida anymore. I mean, this, I mean, we're walking around. I mean, I get off the bus and I'm like, holy shit, what have I got myself in? Like, it's starting to really dawn on me. Like, like there's no guarantee you're going home.
Like, you're in prison here.