Charlie Hartman

Like, what are you guys doing? So they're like wrapping up these cheeseburgers. And they start wrapping up all these different little cheeseburgers. And one guy says, hey, come here, big guy. I'm like, what do you mean? He's like, come here. They take the saran wrap and wrap these cheeseburgers around my belly, underneath my belly. My belly is like this big.

Like, what are you guys doing? So they're like wrapping up these cheeseburgers. And they start wrapping up all these different little cheeseburgers. And one guy says, hey, come here, big guy. I'm like, what do you mean? He's like, come here. They take the saran wrap and wrap these cheeseburgers around my belly, underneath my belly. My belly is like this big.

Like, what are you guys doing? So they're like wrapping up these cheeseburgers. And they start wrapping up all these different little cheeseburgers. And one guy says, hey, come here, big guy. I'm like, what do you mean? He's like, come here. They take the saran wrap and wrap these cheeseburgers around my belly, underneath my belly. My belly is like this big.

And underneath it, like the little poach right there, I got like 10 cheeseburgers wrapped. And they were like, they're like, just when you go out, the guards are going to pat you down. But you're so big, they're not going to feel that. They're going to let you go. So I'm like, the first day, I'm like carrying like 20 cheeseburgers off the compound.

And underneath it, like the little poach right there, I got like 10 cheeseburgers wrapped. And they were like, they're like, just when you go out, the guards are going to pat you down. But you're so big, they're not going to feel that. They're going to let you go. So I'm like, the first day, I'm like carrying like 20 cheeseburgers off the compound.

And underneath it, like the little poach right there, I got like 10 cheeseburgers wrapped. And they were like, they're like, just when you go out, the guards are going to pat you down. But you're so big, they're not going to feel that. They're going to let you go. So I'm like, the first day, I'm like carrying like 20 cheeseburgers off the compound.

And next, that's how I got the name cheeseburger in prison.

And next, that's how I got the name cheeseburger in prison.

And next, that's how I got the name cheeseburger in prison.

Oh, this guy, this guy, this guy's our meal ticket. You know, he's going to, you know, and so I never get no problems. You know, I'm going to fit in how I get in because I know, look, I'm here for two years. I got to do this two years. I'm going to get out of here.

Oh, this guy, this guy, this guy's our meal ticket. You know, he's going to, you know, and so I never get no problems. You know, I'm going to fit in how I get in because I know, look, I'm here for two years. I got to do this two years. I'm going to get out of here.

Oh, this guy, this guy, this guy's our meal ticket. You know, he's going to, you know, and so I never get no problems. You know, I'm going to fit in how I get in because I know, look, I'm here for two years. I got to do this two years. I'm going to get out of here.

And, I mean, during that time, me and Nick had become really tight. What was he in there for? Fraud, forgery. Of course, your kindred spirits. Yeah, kindred spirits. We're just hanging out. He's telling me he goes in Vegas. He's just like, man, this is great. I was like, man, you've got to come hang out. You know how people are in prison. Oh, yeah, when you get out, you know. Yeah.

And, I mean, during that time, me and Nick had become really tight. What was he in there for? Fraud, forgery. Of course, your kindred spirits. Yeah, kindred spirits. We're just hanging out. He's telling me he goes in Vegas. He's just like, man, this is great. I was like, man, you've got to come hang out. You know how people are in prison. Oh, yeah, when you get out, you know. Yeah.

And, I mean, during that time, me and Nick had become really tight. What was he in there for? Fraud, forgery. Of course, your kindred spirits. Yeah, kindred spirits. We're just hanging out. He's telling me he goes in Vegas. He's just like, man, this is great. I was like, man, you've got to come hang out. You know how people are in prison. Oh, yeah, when you get out, you know. Yeah.

And after like a while, you're like, okay, sure, Nick. You know what I mean? So he leaves. He OESs. Two weeks later, I get an envelope from him. Hey, man, here's my address. I sent you some money on your books. Hey, man, if you ever need nothing, I'm here for you. Solid dude, right? Yeah. So I end up finishing my time. I know, me, Matt, I know that I'm not going to do probation.

And after like a while, you're like, okay, sure, Nick. You know what I mean? So he leaves. He OESs. Two weeks later, I get an envelope from him. Hey, man, here's my address. I sent you some money on your books. Hey, man, if you ever need nothing, I'm here for you. Solid dude, right? Yeah. So I end up finishing my time. I know, me, Matt, I know that I'm not going to do probation.

And after like a while, you're like, okay, sure, Nick. You know what I mean? So he leaves. He OESs. Two weeks later, I get an envelope from him. Hey, man, here's my address. I sent you some money on your books. Hey, man, if you ever need nothing, I'm here for you. Solid dude, right? Yeah. So I end up finishing my time. I know, me, Matt, I know that I'm not going to do probation.

Like, I know I'm going to fuck this up.

Like, I know I'm going to fuck this up.