Charlie Hartman

And one fateful day I knock on the door and I'm like, hey, we're selling magazines. And it was a cop. Right. And he was like, what are you doing? He's like, oh, I'm selling magazines. Well, you have a permit? I'm like, permit? What's a permit? And the guy's like, oh, you need a permit to do this. Like, man, I don't know. I work for this guy. I was like, this is the permit they said I need to have.

And one fateful day I knock on the door and I'm like, hey, we're selling magazines. And it was a cop. Right. And he was like, what are you doing? He's like, oh, I'm selling magazines. Well, you have a permit? I'm like, permit? What's a permit? And the guy's like, oh, you need a permit to do this. Like, man, I don't know. I work for this guy. I was like, this is the permit they said I need to have.

And one fateful day I knock on the door and I'm like, hey, we're selling magazines. And it was a cop. Right. And he was like, what are you doing? He's like, oh, I'm selling magazines. Well, you have a permit? I'm like, permit? What's a permit? And the guy's like, oh, you need a permit to do this. Like, man, I don't know. I work for this guy. I was like, this is the permit they said I need to have.

And I was like, nah, man, this is not. Now we've heard about you guys coming in and scamming. You know what I mean? Because it's all a big scam, right?

And I was like, nah, man, this is not. Now we've heard about you guys coming in and scamming. You know what I mean? Because it's all a big scam, right?

And I was like, nah, man, this is not. Now we've heard about you guys coming in and scamming. You know what I mean? Because it's all a big scam, right?

No, no, no. The scam always was with the magazines door-to-door was you would tell them, you would say, hey, I'm going to school in the area. I'm working to win a trip somewhere, blah, blah, blah. I was always a big guy, right? So I was like, yeah, I'm going to culinary school. I'm going to be a chef. I was like, you know why you can't ever trust a skinny chef, right?

No, no, no. The scam always was with the magazines door-to-door was you would tell them, you would say, hey, I'm going to school in the area. I'm working to win a trip somewhere, blah, blah, blah. I was always a big guy, right? So I was like, yeah, I'm going to culinary school. I'm going to be a chef. I was like, you know why you can't ever trust a skinny chef, right?

No, no, no. The scam always was with the magazines door-to-door was you would tell them, you would say, hey, I'm going to school in the area. I'm working to win a trip somewhere, blah, blah, blah. I was always a big guy, right? So I was like, yeah, I'm going to culinary school. I'm going to be a chef. I was like, you know why you can't ever trust a skinny chef, right?

And they're like, why is that? Because they don't eat their own food. I eat my own food. You can trust me, right? You'll get your magazine. The guy was like... And they're paying like $40 for these magazines. They're overpriced magazines. But it's like when you buy stuff from kids from fundraisers, right? It's overpriced. Well, they never give them a magazine.

And they're like, why is that? Because they don't eat their own food. I eat my own food. You can trust me, right? You'll get your magazine. The guy was like... And they're paying like $40 for these magazines. They're overpriced magazines. But it's like when you buy stuff from kids from fundraisers, right? It's overpriced. Well, they never give them a magazine.

And they're like, why is that? Because they don't eat their own food. I eat my own food. You can trust me, right? You'll get your magazine. The guy was like... And they're paying like $40 for these magazines. They're overpriced magazines. But it's like when you buy stuff from kids from fundraisers, right? It's overpriced. Well, they never give them a magazine.

You're getting a cut off of the money, and these guys are making bank. And they've got 30, 40 kids working for them.

You're getting a cut off of the money, and these guys are making bank. And they've got 30, 40 kids working for them.

You're getting a cut off of the money, and these guys are making bank. And they've got 30, 40 kids working for them.

Then we kicked back, and then the thing is, at the end of the day, all these kids, you've got 20, 30 kids making, you know, $500, $600 a day for you. It adds up very quickly. Right. I knock on the door, and the cop's like, you know, man, where's your ID? And I gave him this ID. The fake one? Yeah. I mean, I can't. I'm going to give him a real one. I never even carried my real one with me.

Then we kicked back, and then the thing is, at the end of the day, all these kids, you've got 20, 30 kids making, you know, $500, $600 a day for you. It adds up very quickly. Right. I knock on the door, and the cop's like, you know, man, where's your ID? And I gave him this ID. The fake one? Yeah. I mean, I can't. I'm going to give him a real one. I never even carried my real one with me.

Then we kicked back, and then the thing is, at the end of the day, all these kids, you've got 20, 30 kids making, you know, $500, $600 a day for you. It adds up very quickly. Right. I knock on the door, and the cop's like, you know, man, where's your ID? And I gave him this ID. The fake one? Yeah. I mean, I can't. I'm going to give him a real one. I never even carried my real one with me.

I always left the little one at the hotel.

I always left the little one at the hotel.