Charlie Hartman

I'm like, yes, I'm going to get out of here, man. I'm getting out of here. 29 days go by. I'm like counting it on the head. Right? It's the 30th day. They're like, Hartman, roll it up. I'm like, but usually if they're taking you down to be transported, right, they'll cuff you. They tell you to roll it up and roll it up all the way. That means you're leaving.

I'm like, yes, I'm going to get out of here, man. I'm getting out of here. 29 days go by. I'm like counting it on the head. Right? It's the 30th day. They're like, Hartman, roll it up. I'm like, but usually if they're taking you down to be transported, right, they'll cuff you. They tell you to roll it up and roll it up all the way. That means you're leaving.

They told me to roll it up all the way. I thought maybe, oh, I'm out of here. Nope, I'm good. I'm walking down, around the corner, see two friendly, smiling detectives from Lake County. Hey, Charlie. I'm like, son of a bitch. I knew I was done. So, and look, I was like, oh, look, they got their job to do. They're not trying no problems. They're like, look, man, look, man, we'll take you.

They told me to roll it up all the way. I thought maybe, oh, I'm out of here. Nope, I'm good. I'm walking down, around the corner, see two friendly, smiling detectives from Lake County. Hey, Charlie. I'm like, son of a bitch. I knew I was done. So, and look, I was like, oh, look, they got their job to do. They're not trying no problems. They're like, look, man, look, man, we'll take you.

They told me to roll it up all the way. I thought maybe, oh, I'm out of here. Nope, I'm good. I'm walking down, around the corner, see two friendly, smiling detectives from Lake County. Hey, Charlie. I'm like, son of a bitch. I knew I was done. So, and look, I was like, oh, look, they got their job to do. They're not trying no problems. They're like, look, man, look, man, we'll take you.

We'll get you something to eat. We're going to fly. I was like, we'll be driving back to Florida? I'm like, no, we're flying. I'm like, okay. I'm like, but we're going to Cleveland first. I was like, I don't have charges in Cleveland. Like, what are we talking about? He's like, no.

We'll get you something to eat. We're going to fly. I was like, we'll be driving back to Florida? I'm like, no, we're flying. I'm like, okay. I'm like, but we're going to Cleveland first. I was like, I don't have charges in Cleveland. Like, what are we talking about? He's like, no.

We'll get you something to eat. We're going to fly. I was like, we'll be driving back to Florida? I'm like, no, we're flying. I'm like, okay. I'm like, but we're going to Cleveland first. I was like, I don't have charges in Cleveland. Like, what are we talking about? He's like, no.

He's like, the way we work, man, is when we pick you guys up like this and you guys are spread out like this, we'll pick up a second one in another city to make it worth, you know what I mean, the trip. I'm like, okay. So we get to Cleveland. We fly. So first we get to Boise at the airport. Like, you're talking about walking straight onto a plane like you're a rock star?

He's like, the way we work, man, is when we pick you guys up like this and you guys are spread out like this, we'll pick up a second one in another city to make it worth, you know what I mean, the trip. I'm like, okay. So we get to Cleveland. We fly. So first we get to Boise at the airport. Like, you're talking about walking straight onto a plane like you're a rock star?

He's like, the way we work, man, is when we pick you guys up like this and you guys are spread out like this, we'll pick up a second one in another city to make it worth, you know what I mean, the trip. I'm like, okay. So we get to Cleveland. We fly. So first we get to Boise at the airport. Like, you're talking about walking straight onto a plane like you're a rock star?

Yeah, I was straight on there. Nobody's on the plane. We're sitting there. One's here. One's behind me. They uncuff me, and they're like, look, just don't give us no problems, man. I'm like, dude, look, look. They're like, you're probably not going to get that much time anyway. They don't know the case. They just know it's a probation violation. Yeah. Yeah, they don't know.

Yeah, I was straight on there. Nobody's on the plane. We're sitting there. One's here. One's behind me. They uncuff me, and they're like, look, just don't give us no problems, man. I'm like, dude, look, look. They're like, you're probably not going to get that much time anyway. They don't know the case. They just know it's a probation violation. Yeah. Yeah, they don't know.

Yeah, I was straight on there. Nobody's on the plane. We're sitting there. One's here. One's behind me. They uncuff me, and they're like, look, just don't give us no problems, man. I'm like, dude, look, look. They're like, you're probably not going to get that much time anyway. They don't know the case. They just know it's a probation violation. Yeah. Yeah, they don't know.

Like, I'm fitting to get murdered when I get back. And he's like. All right, cool, man. Just go to, you know, just be cool, man. We get to Cleveland. They're being real relaxed with me. We pull into the Cleveland jail. And when I tell you I was the only white dude there, it was not a good situation. And I was like, oh, this is not good. They didn't even want to leave me.

Like, I'm fitting to get murdered when I get back. And he's like. All right, cool, man. Just go to, you know, just be cool, man. We get to Cleveland. They're being real relaxed with me. We pull into the Cleveland jail. And when I tell you I was the only white dude there, it was not a good situation. And I was like, oh, this is not good. They didn't even want to leave me.

Like, I'm fitting to get murdered when I get back. And he's like. All right, cool, man. Just go to, you know, just be cool, man. We get to Cleveland. They're being real relaxed with me. We pull into the Cleveland jail. And when I tell you I was the only white dude there, it was not a good situation. And I was like, oh, this is not good. They didn't even want to leave me.

Like, they were like, oh, sorry. We'll have McDonald's in the morning for you, kid. Good luck. I'm like, son of a bitch. But no, I go in, everything's fine. This is normal jail, right? Well, they go to release me out in the morning to come downstairs. Well, they didn't screw it up with the paperwork. They put me in the release pile to release me to the street.

Like, they were like, oh, sorry. We'll have McDonald's in the morning for you, kid. Good luck. I'm like, son of a bitch. But no, I go in, everything's fine. This is normal jail, right? Well, they go to release me out in the morning to come downstairs. Well, they didn't screw it up with the paperwork. They put me in the release pile to release me to the street.

Like, they were like, oh, sorry. We'll have McDonald's in the morning for you, kid. Good luck. I'm like, son of a bitch. But no, I go in, everything's fine. This is normal jail, right? Well, they go to release me out in the morning to come downstairs. Well, they didn't screw it up with the paperwork. They put me in the release pile to release me to the street.