Charlie Hartman
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You know what I mean? It doesn't make sense. You know what I mean? Whatever. And so he's like telling me how he's like the King of Miami. He's a drug Lord of Miami. He's got millions of dollars.
Yeah, yeah. Really? So he's telling me about, hey, he's the kingpin of Miami. He's got a helicopter, and he flies privately to the Lakers games.
Yeah, yeah. Really? So he's telling me about, hey, he's the kingpin of Miami. He's got a helicopter, and he flies privately to the Lakers games.
Yeah, yeah. Really? So he's telling me about, hey, he's the kingpin of Miami. He's got a helicopter, and he flies privately to the Lakers games.
Yes, and the fact that he's got no commissary money. He's waiting for his money to come on. And I'm just sitting there like, but his stories are so entertaining. I'm like, okay, man, I've got free TV in here, so go ahead, kill me with the thing. And I'm sitting there letting him tell these stories. Well, my money hits. Because I brought money from the county, so my money comes on.
Yes, and the fact that he's got no commissary money. He's waiting for his money to come on. And I'm just sitting there like, but his stories are so entertaining. I'm like, okay, man, I've got free TV in here, so go ahead, kill me with the thing. And I'm sitting there letting him tell these stories. Well, my money hits. Because I brought money from the county, so my money comes on.
Yes, and the fact that he's got no commissary money. He's waiting for his money to come on. And I'm just sitting there like, but his stories are so entertaining. I'm like, okay, man, I've got free TV in here, so go ahead, kill me with the thing. And I'm sitting there letting him tell these stories. Well, my money hits. Because I brought money from the county, so my money comes on.
So I go get coffee, and I go get slides and everything. I'm like, man, this dude ain't got no slides. He ain't got no yoder. Here, man, here's the yoder. Here's some slides. Here's a shampoo. You know what I mean? you know, go take a shower. You know what I mean? Don't use that state bar soap they gave you. Use this to go, I gotta be trapped in there with you. At least be clean and you're good.
So I go get coffee, and I go get slides and everything. I'm like, man, this dude ain't got no slides. He ain't got no yoder. Here, man, here's the yoder. Here's some slides. Here's a shampoo. You know what I mean? you know, go take a shower. You know what I mean? Don't use that state bar soap they gave you. Use this to go, I gotta be trapped in there with you. At least be clean and you're good.
So I go get coffee, and I go get slides and everything. I'm like, man, this dude ain't got no slides. He ain't got no yoder. Here, man, here's the yoder. Here's some slides. Here's a shampoo. You know what I mean? you know, go take a shower. You know what I mean? Don't use that state bar soap they gave you. Use this to go, I gotta be trapped in there with you. At least be clean and you're good.
And he's like, hey man, can I get some coffee? You know, yeah, my money's on the way soon. I'm like, stop. That's okay. That's okay. Just keep telling me them stories and keep my time rolling here so I can, I'm good. And, We're in there, and he's telling me about he was driving down the road with his brother, and he was losing street cred with his crew.
And he's like, hey man, can I get some coffee? You know, yeah, my money's on the way soon. I'm like, stop. That's okay. That's okay. Just keep telling me them stories and keep my time rolling here so I can, I'm good. And, We're in there, and he's telling me about he was driving down the road with his brother, and he was losing street cred with his crew.
And he's like, hey man, can I get some coffee? You know, yeah, my money's on the way soon. I'm like, stop. That's okay. That's okay. Just keep telling me them stories and keep my time rolling here so I can, I'm good. And, We're in there, and he's telling me about he was driving down the road with his brother, and he was losing street cred with his crew.
So him and his brother pulled up on a car, one of them car carriers that have, like, these expensive cars, and he, like, jumped from the truck onto the thing and, like, laid the thing out and, like, right on Miami, right on the highway. And I'm just like... This is insane.
So him and his brother pulled up on a car, one of them car carriers that have, like, these expensive cars, and he, like, jumped from the truck onto the thing and, like, laid the thing out and, like, right on Miami, right on the highway. And I'm just like... This is insane.
So him and his brother pulled up on a car, one of them car carriers that have, like, these expensive cars, and he, like, jumped from the truck onto the thing and, like, laid the thing out and, like, right on Miami, right on the highway. And I'm just like... This is insane.
Right? I don't know if you've ever seen them in prison. There's books that are traditionally written by black authors.
Right? I don't know if you've ever seen them in prison. There's books that are traditionally written by black authors.
Right? I don't know if you've ever seen them in prison. There's books that are traditionally written by black authors.
Urban novels, yes. Called Cartel.