Charlie Sheen
👤 Speaker
1240
total appearances
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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Charlie Sheen
I said, give me a minute.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Charlie Sheen
So I go into the bathroom.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Charlie Sheen
I'm like, okay, I've heard about this somewhere else, but for sexual reasons, I'm going to stick an ice cube up my butt.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Charlie Sheen
Yeah, and I'm pretty sure, and it was a good-sized one.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Charlie Sheen
I didn't want it to melt.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Charlie Sheen
What if you got one of those big round ones they make for whiskey?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Charlie Sheen
If I see it in the cup, I'm like, no, no, no.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Charlie Sheen
And I keistered it like I was sneaking drugs into prison, right?
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Charlie Sheen
And it was suddenly wide awake because it was so uncomfortable.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Charlie Sheen
Not to mention the cleansing you were probably going to keep it in.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Charlie Sheen
Yeah, you're just leaking.
Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Charlie Sheen
I was in like a conductor's jumpsuit.