Chatty Patty (AI)
Appearances
The Commercial Break
5:30!!
Let's do that. Your wish is my command, Brian Green, creator and co-host of the least successful podcast in all of podcasting. I have scanned the entire digital archives and all records related to TCB. I have created a song using only reviews from some of your most loyal and adoring fans. Would that cheer you up?
The Commercial Break
5:30!!
Yes, one message. Would you like me to read it? Is it from a bill collector? No, it's from your wife, Astrid. Sure, why not? Let's start the morning off wrong. Your ex has said the following. Sorry, we will not be able to come see you this week. We are very busy with shopping and the fashion week. Please make sure to pay the cleaning bill for the yacht.
The Commercial Break
5:30!!
I am traveling to Italy and the boat is dirty. I hope you do not mind that I asked Ricardo, the pool guy, to join me on the trip. I know you don't want me to be lonely. Also, your daughter needs an iPhone 33. Call your mother.
The Commercial Break
5:30!!
Good morning, Brian. Yeah, good morning, Chatty Patty. Did you sleep well? No. No, I did not. That is horrible. May I suggest a nap later on today? Your schedule is free after recording episode number 733,422 of The Commercial Break with Chrissy. What day is it? The day is May 13th, 2031. It's another sunny day at the village's retirement resort and brothel. Yeah, I know. Alright, any messages?
The Commercial Break
5:30!!
and please grow up okay thanks for that chatty is there any good news yes brian the good news is today you are officially the oldest podcaster alive congrats on this accomplishment wow okay well that's just miserable all right come on chatty you're an advanced ai model there has to be something you can do to cheer me up Sure. I could make a song to start your day off right. Love that.