Chelsea Handler

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I love drugs. I love edibles. I love smoking pot. I love LSD microdosing. I love mushroom microdosing. I understand drugs are not for everyone. They are for me. How often do you do them? Oh. When you are working in concert with the universe, and you are happy, and you choose happiness, and you choose optimism, everything in life becomes easier. And you feel it. Yes.

I love drugs. I love edibles. I love smoking pot. I love LSD microdosing. I love mushroom microdosing. I understand drugs are not for everyone. They are for me. How often do you do them? Oh. When you are working in concert with the universe, and you are happy, and you choose happiness, and you choose optimism, everything in life becomes easier. And you feel it. Yes.

What kind of person do you want to be? Do you want to be putting out the good vibes or the negative vibes? And the negativity is very infectious, and it can feel really good, and the payoffs can feel really good in the moment. Gossiping and being mean-spirited about someone that you both don't like. But that's not where I will not ever spend my time doing that in this life again.

What kind of person do you want to be? Do you want to be putting out the good vibes or the negative vibes? And the negativity is very infectious, and it can feel really good, and the payoffs can feel really good in the moment. Gossiping and being mean-spirited about someone that you both don't like. But that's not where I will not ever spend my time doing that in this life again.

If anyone can hustle, I can hustle. So I welcome it and I'm grateful for the opportunity to come up here and sit down with you. I'm not like, oh God, I gotta go drive up to Montecito. No, it's the opposite. It's like, I can't wait to go have an incredible conversation with this amazing woman. And then I get to your house and I'm blown away by this whole thing. Like how happy making is it?

If anyone can hustle, I can hustle. So I welcome it and I'm grateful for the opportunity to come up here and sit down with you. I'm not like, oh God, I gotta go drive up to Montecito. No, it's the opposite. It's like, I can't wait to go have an incredible conversation with this amazing woman. And then I get to your house and I'm blown away by this whole thing. Like how happy making is it?

Well, I haven't always been this way. And I'm not in a cult for anyone who's listening who's like, this is a little too positive. No, it's just I've learned the effects of being positive. And it's just like a ripple effect. And it makes people in your life happy. What I'm really looking for is like a spiritual connection.

Well, I haven't always been this way. And I'm not in a cult for anyone who's listening who's like, this is a little too positive. No, it's just I've learned the effects of being positive. And it's just like a ripple effect. And it makes people in your life happy. What I'm really looking for is like a spiritual connection.

Like I want to love you up and I want to be loved up and there's nothing else I need from you. A lot of men have a really hard time with that. Female empowerment benefits us all. All ships rise with the tide. So when women do well, men actually do better. As women, that's not going to diminish our success.

Like I want to love you up and I want to be loved up and there's nothing else I need from you. A lot of men have a really hard time with that. Female empowerment benefits us all. All ships rise with the tide. So when women do well, men actually do better. As women, that's not going to diminish our success.

We might feel a little bit less protected by the country, but women are crushing it, and nothing is ever going to stop that, which is why they're so scared in the first place. We have to even get stronger and more connected and help more people. You will not tamp down women. I have more faith in women than I do in men. So we are not going anywhere.

We might feel a little bit less protected by the country, but women are crushing it, and nothing is ever going to stop that, which is why they're so scared in the first place. We have to even get stronger and more connected and help more people. You will not tamp down women. I have more faith in women than I do in men. So we are not going anywhere.

Parthenogenesis is when females are able to procreate without male sperm. And it's happened to a few different species. It's happened to an anaconda. It happened to a condor. We are evolutionarily 1,000 years behind animals. So if men don't clean up their act... We're not gonna even need them to make fucking babies at one point, okay? We're already able to do it without a penis.

Parthenogenesis is when females are able to procreate without male sperm. And it's happened to a few different species. It's happened to an anaconda. It happened to a condor. We are evolutionarily 1,000 years behind animals. So if men don't clean up their act... We're not gonna even need them to make fucking babies at one point, okay? We're already able to do it without a penis.

You know what I mean? So I would really recommend everyone getting their acts together before they do become extinct.

You know what I mean? So I would really recommend everyone getting their acts together before they do become extinct.

I feel very free. Yeah. I feel free. I don't feel beholden to anyone.

I feel very free. Yeah. I feel free. I don't feel beholden to anyone.

I don't feel beholden. The way that I've put my life together, like if I think about the things that I'm doing, okay, so I have my book is coming out. I have my special that's coming out next month. I have my podcast that I do all the time. And I'm on tour. I have a residency. All of those things... I am only accountable to myself. No one gives me notes on any of that. I don't have a boss.