Chelsea Handler

So I have a very clear understanding of what my limits are and I'm also very responsible because I'm a professional. So I do have to get up every morning and I go to the gym and I work out and I take very good care of myself and I eat very healthfully. Never late. And I'm never late.

And so when anybody wants to pretend that drugs and alcohol create degenerates, yes, they can, but that's not always the case. So I always like to share that with people because that's a very old way of thinking. And I'm about to publish my seventh book. My seventh New York Times bestseller, right? You can't do that if you're a degenerate.

And so when anybody wants to pretend that drugs and alcohol create degenerates, yes, they can, but that's not always the case. So I always like to share that with people because that's a very old way of thinking. And I'm about to publish my seventh book. My seventh New York Times bestseller, right? You can't do that if you're a degenerate.

He was very flirtatious. He was very... He ate it up. I knew he... Like, I wanted... I went on The View and, like, pronounced my declaration. I declared my attraction for him. Yeah. You know, I said I would like to say... I was talking to Joy Behar and Whoopi, I think it was. And I said I would like to be penetrated by the governor of New York. I want to just throw that out there.

He was very flirtatious. He was very... He ate it up. I knew he... Like, I wanted... I went on The View and, like, pronounced my declaration. I declared my attraction for him. Yeah. You know, I said I would like to say... I was talking to Joy Behar and Whoopi, I think it was. And I said I would like to be penetrated by the governor of New York. I want to just throw that out there.

And then I got off the Zoom because it was during COVID, so we're on a Zoom. And I got off the Zoom. I was like, now we wait. Like... He will be in touch. Like I knew it. And three days went by and then I heard from him. And first he left a message, which I played probably 1,000 times. I went to go look for it a few months ago when I was writing the book and it was gone.

And then I got off the Zoom because it was during COVID, so we're on a Zoom. And I got off the Zoom. I was like, now we wait. Like... He will be in touch. Like I knew it. And three days went by and then I heard from him. And first he left a message, which I played probably 1,000 times. I went to go look for it a few months ago when I was writing the book and it was gone.

And I was like, oh, I wanted to play it for my editor. But anyway, enough people had heard it by then anyway. And then he called me. on the phone and we talked one night. I was at my girlfriend's house in her backyard. We were having a COVID dinner date or dinner party. And I was on the phone with him just walking around in the backyard, like, you know, jumping up and down like a school girl.

And I was like, oh, I wanted to play it for my editor. But anyway, enough people had heard it by then anyway. And then he called me. on the phone and we talked one night. I was at my girlfriend's house in her backyard. We were having a COVID dinner date or dinner party. And I was on the phone with him just walking around in the backyard, like, you know, jumping up and down like a school girl.

Like everyone knew I was on the phone with Andrew Cuomo. And they're all just like, oh my God, we're at my friend DJ's house. And they're all like, oh my God. And I'm like, you know, like I was 16. I was just like, oh my God, I can't believe this is happening. I'm going to become the first lady of New York. Like that's how I was thinking about it. Um, so, uh, he was just very flirty. He liked it.

Like everyone knew I was on the phone with Andrew Cuomo. And they're all just like, oh my God, we're at my friend DJ's house. And they're all like, oh my God. And I'm like, you know, like I was 16. I was just like, oh my God, I can't believe this is happening. I'm going to become the first lady of New York. Like that's how I was thinking about it. Um, so, uh, he was just very flirty. He liked it.

I think he was getting a lot of attention at that time, probably from lots of other women as well as me. Um, but I, so we texted back and forth and, you know, it was, it was cute. We were set up a dinner date. We were going to talk about, we were talking about going to, I was going to Maine. So I was like, oh, I'll come in and have a dinner date, you know, at the Albany mansion.

I think he was getting a lot of attention at that time, probably from lots of other women as well as me. Um, but I, so we texted back and forth and, you know, it was, it was cute. We were set up a dinner date. We were going to talk about, we were talking about going to, I was going to Maine. So I was like, oh, I'll come in and have a dinner date, you know, at the Albany mansion.

We could do it outside to be COVID friendly. And so all of these things I thought were in progress, but then once it became real and I was on the East Coast, I never heard from him again.

We could do it outside to be COVID friendly. And so all of these things I thought were in progress, but then once it became real and I was on the East Coast, I never heard from him again.

I sent pictures, of course. Very flirty pictures. Of course. There was one picture I took, like, I think my brother took this of me because once he ghosted me and I realized like, okay, it's over. Like it's not happening. You know what I mean? Like once I accepted that.

I sent pictures, of course. Very flirty pictures. Of course. There was one picture I took, like, I think my brother took this of me because once he ghosted me and I realized like, okay, it's over. Like it's not happening. You know what I mean? Like once I accepted that.

Then I just kind of didn't care. And I was like, my brother and I said, I'm going to send, my sister's like, send him one more picture. So I'm like on my Vespa, I'm on a Vespa in Maine. We're renting this house. I'm in, I have a face mask on and a helmet, like showing him how safe I am because of COVID, you know. He was yelling at all of us about COVID at this point.

Then I just kind of didn't care. And I was like, my brother and I said, I'm going to send, my sister's like, send him one more picture. So I'm like on my Vespa, I'm on a Vespa in Maine. We're renting this house. I'm in, I have a face mask on and a helmet, like showing him how safe I am because of COVID, you know. He was yelling at all of us about COVID at this point.

So I was wanting to be responsible. And I had a bikini on and I pulled the top down of my bikini. And I was like, and my brother Roy is taking the picture of me. And my sister Simone walks out and she's like, What are you doing? What are you doing? That is your brother. But at that point, I just thought like the idea.