Chelsea Handler

I have no idea. I don't get into that shit anymore. I'm like, you know what? I don't have to waste time. Whatever happens, happens. I'm not attached to the outcome of anything. Not too much. Within reason. Within reason, exactly. But I was like, you know what? Let's blow it out. It's my 50th birthday. Let's release the book on my 50th birthday. My new Netflix special comes out March 25th. Wow.

I was hosting the Critics of Choice Awards this week, but they just got postponed to January 26th. So lots of 25, they just postponed them.

I was hosting the Critics of Choice Awards this week, but they just got postponed to January 26th. So lots of 25, they just postponed them.

I was hosting the Critics of Choice Awards this week, but they just got postponed to January 26th. So lots of 25, they just postponed them.

Don't have a big event January 26th, February 25th, March 25th. It's just going to be all the 25th. That's when I'm going to schedule all my releases for things. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I figured, you know what? I'm going to be 50 this year. I want to make it a huge celebration. Right. What are you going to do?

Don't have a big event January 26th, February 25th, March 25th. It's just going to be all the 25th. That's when I'm going to schedule all my releases for things. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I figured, you know what? I'm going to be 50 this year. I want to make it a huge celebration. Right. What are you going to do?

Don't have a big event January 26th, February 25th, March 25th. It's just going to be all the 25th. That's when I'm going to schedule all my releases for things. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I figured, you know what? I'm going to be 50 this year. I want to make it a huge celebration. Right. What are you going to do?

Well, my book's going to come out, so I'm just going to have a big book party combined with a birthday party in New York. I'll have a party in Whistler. Maybe I'll have one in LA. You should. Sure. I mean, I might as well just go for it. The year's been off to such a banging start. I have to kind of make up for it, you know, societally.

Well, my book's going to come out, so I'm just going to have a big book party combined with a birthday party in New York. I'll have a party in Whistler. Maybe I'll have one in LA. You should. Sure. I mean, I might as well just go for it. The year's been off to such a banging start. I have to kind of make up for it, you know, societally.

Well, my book's going to come out, so I'm just going to have a big book party combined with a birthday party in New York. I'll have a party in Whistler. Maybe I'll have one in LA. You should. Sure. I mean, I might as well just go for it. The year's been off to such a banging start. I have to kind of make up for it, you know, societally.

It's funny you say that. I had a big banger when I was 40. And I remember walking through my house and seeing all the people that were there. And I was like, wow, this is awesome. They made this big birthday video, all these tributes from all my friends. And I remember thinking, this is probably as good as it's ever going to get. It's only downhill from here.

It's funny you say that. I had a big banger when I was 40. And I remember walking through my house and seeing all the people that were there. And I was like, wow, this is awesome. They made this big birthday video, all these tributes from all my friends. And I remember thinking, this is probably as good as it's ever going to get. It's only downhill from here.

It's funny you say that. I had a big banger when I was 40. And I remember walking through my house and seeing all the people that were there. And I was like, wow, this is awesome. They made this big birthday video, all these tributes from all my friends. And I remember thinking, this is probably as good as it's ever going to get. It's only downhill from here.

But now that I'm 50, I'm like, I can't not celebrate that. So I'm going to just have little parties with my people around and make it an annual celebration. And not to an annoying degree. You know what I mean? I'll finance it. I'm not going to have people buying me gifts. Absolutely not. If anyone wants to give me anything, they can write me a card. I appreciate words more than gifts.

But now that I'm 50, I'm like, I can't not celebrate that. So I'm going to just have little parties with my people around and make it an annual celebration. And not to an annoying degree. You know what I mean? I'll finance it. I'm not going to have people buying me gifts. Absolutely not. If anyone wants to give me anything, they can write me a card. I appreciate words more than gifts.

But now that I'm 50, I'm like, I can't not celebrate that. So I'm going to just have little parties with my people around and make it an annual celebration. And not to an annoying degree. You know what I mean? I'll finance it. I'm not going to have people buying me gifts. Absolutely not. If anyone wants to give me anything, they can write me a card. I appreciate words more than gifts.

That's my love language.

That's my love language.

That's my love language.

Jax, I think you are planning on getting me something.