Chelsea Handler

First of all, I can't afford to live till I'm 150. Who wants to live that long?

First of all, I can't afford to live till I'm 150. Who wants to live that long?

First of all, I can't afford to live till I'm 150. Who wants to live that long?

I know, I just cashed out my Bitcoin because I realized I had a big windfall. Well, not a big windfall, a windfall.

I know, I just cashed out my Bitcoin because I realized I had a big windfall. Well, not a big windfall, a windfall.

I know, I just cashed out my Bitcoin because I realized I had a big windfall. Well, not a big windfall, a windfall.

It's funny, I was at this restaurant in Whistler and I was talking to the server. He came over to our table. It was my first time this season seeing him and I know him. I said, how has your year been? He said, so much has happened. I became a homo this year and I went, oh my God. And so I said, wow, I could have told you that last year.

It's funny, I was at this restaurant in Whistler and I was talking to the server. He came over to our table. It was my first time this season seeing him and I know him. I said, how has your year been? He said, so much has happened. I became a homo this year and I went, oh my God. And so I said, wow, I could have told you that last year.

It's funny, I was at this restaurant in Whistler and I was talking to the server. He came over to our table. It was my first time this season seeing him and I know him. I said, how has your year been? He said, so much has happened. I became a homo this year and I went, oh my God. And so I said, wow, I could have told you that last year.

And he's Australian. He's got this Australian accent. And then he comes back and he's like, it's beautiful. It's up on this street. And I'm like, oh, homeowner. And he said, yeah, I had a big Bitcoin windfall. And I was able to purchase a home. And I said, oh my God, great. I said, so are you gay? And he said, Gay, who is that? I said, oh, never mind. I thought I heard something. I guess I didn't.

And he's Australian. He's got this Australian accent. And then he comes back and he's like, it's beautiful. It's up on this street. And I'm like, oh, homeowner. And he said, yeah, I had a big Bitcoin windfall. And I was able to purchase a home. And I said, oh my God, great. I said, so are you gay? And he said, Gay, who is that? I said, oh, never mind. I thought I heard something. I guess I didn't.

And he's Australian. He's got this Australian accent. And then he comes back and he's like, it's beautiful. It's up on this street. And I'm like, oh, homeowner. And he said, yeah, I had a big Bitcoin windfall. And I was able to purchase a home. And I said, oh my God, great. I said, so are you gay? And he said, Gay, who is that? I said, oh, never mind. I thought I heard something. I guess I didn't.

So then I got home and I'm with this guy. And I said, I have a Coinbase account that I got from Christine Simons. I think she used to do Kristen's makeup alongside. So she used to do my makeup on one of my talk shows in 2018 or 19. She told me to invest. And she's not someone I would ever take financial advice from. She was so passionate about this Bitcoin, Bitcoin, Bitcoin.

So then I got home and I'm with this guy. And I said, I have a Coinbase account that I got from Christine Simons. I think she used to do Kristen's makeup alongside. So she used to do my makeup on one of my talk shows in 2018 or 19. She told me to invest. And she's not someone I would ever take financial advice from. She was so passionate about this Bitcoin, Bitcoin, Bitcoin.

So then I got home and I'm with this guy. And I said, I have a Coinbase account that I got from Christine Simons. I think she used to do Kristen's makeup alongside. So she used to do my makeup on one of my talk shows in 2018 or 19. She told me to invest. And she's not someone I would ever take financial advice from. She was so passionate about this Bitcoin, Bitcoin, Bitcoin.

Her forecast was that in 2025, it was going to pop. So I bought like $20,000 worth. Wow. And I, after my meeting with the homo homeowner, I went home and I was like, I was like trying to get on my Coinbase account, which of course I don't know the password.

Her forecast was that in 2025, it was going to pop. So I bought like $20,000 worth. Wow. And I, after my meeting with the homo homeowner, I went home and I was like, I was like trying to get on my Coinbase account, which of course I don't know the password.

Her forecast was that in 2025, it was going to pop. So I bought like $20,000 worth. Wow. And I, after my meeting with the homo homeowner, I went home and I was like, I was like trying to get on my Coinbase account, which of course I don't know the password.

How do I find this information out? So the next morning I asked my cousin and she's like, let me ask your business managers if they know anything about it. I was like, I think there should be some money in there. She's like, oh yeah, they have this account. It's at $133,000. So off of 18,000, I made... almost 115, something like that. And I was like, that's fucking awesome.

How do I find this information out? So the next morning I asked my cousin and she's like, let me ask your business managers if they know anything about it. I was like, I think there should be some money in there. She's like, oh yeah, they have this account. It's at $133,000. So off of 18,000, I made... almost 115, something like that. And I was like, that's fucking awesome.