Chelsea Handler

No, no, I love you, so you can keep going. I like you too. What do you mean I like me? You don't have any fucking things I've done for you? Are you fucking kidding me? I flew to fucking Nashville for your ass. She asked me. She asked me that she would send me a plane to Nashville. I did. You didn't take the offer. Bitch, you don't need to send me a fucking plane. Honestly.

No, no, I love you, so you can keep going. I like you too. What do you mean I like me? You don't have any fucking things I've done for you? Are you fucking kidding me? I flew to fucking Nashville for your ass. She asked me. She asked me that she would send me a plane to Nashville. I did. You didn't take the offer. Bitch, you don't need to send me a fucking plane. Honestly.

No, no, I love you, so you can keep going. I like you too. What do you mean I like me? You don't have any fucking things I've done for you? Are you fucking kidding me? I flew to fucking Nashville for your ass. She asked me. She asked me that she would send me a plane to Nashville. I did. You didn't take the offer. Bitch, you don't need to send me a fucking plane. Honestly.

Here I am, everyone. We're here.

Here I am, everyone. We're here.

Here I am, everyone. We're here.

This has become an issue. I don't know why my legs would be dirty. They're covered up all day in my jeans. And they're not out. You know what I mean? My legs aren't going out without me. And I'm pretty, like, you know, I showered the day before also. And when I lather my hair with shampoo and conditioner, there is a lot of lather.

This has become an issue. I don't know why my legs would be dirty. They're covered up all day in my jeans. And they're not out. You know what I mean? My legs aren't going out without me. And I'm pretty, like, you know, I showered the day before also. And when I lather my hair with shampoo and conditioner, there is a lot of lather.

This has become an issue. I don't know why my legs would be dirty. They're covered up all day in my jeans. And they're not out. You know what I mean? My legs aren't going out without me. And I'm pretty, like, you know, I showered the day before also. And when I lather my hair with shampoo and conditioner, there is a lot of lather.

And that drips down my body, cascades over my voluptuous breasts, onto my navel, and then down to my Pikachu. And my hot spots, which are, well, there's four. You know what they are. Yes. As long as I get in there, I could take less than a three-minute shower. And I often do. I should wash my hair because that's like not washing my hair doesn't feel clean. You know what I mean?

And that drips down my body, cascades over my voluptuous breasts, onto my navel, and then down to my Pikachu. And my hot spots, which are, well, there's four. You know what they are. Yes. As long as I get in there, I could take less than a three-minute shower. And I often do. I should wash my hair because that's like not washing my hair doesn't feel clean. You know what I mean?

And that drips down my body, cascades over my voluptuous breasts, onto my navel, and then down to my Pikachu. And my hot spots, which are, well, there's four. You know what they are. Yes. As long as I get in there, I could take less than a three-minute shower. And I often do. I should wash my hair because that's like not washing my hair doesn't feel clean. You know what I mean?

Then you're kind of like sweaty, gross all day. And so I get in. I wash my Pikachu. I wash my asshole. And I wash my underarms, which has been hard lately because I can't lift my right shoulder. So getting under this armpit. I can actually smell it right now. It's not.

Then you're kind of like sweaty, gross all day. And so I get in. I wash my Pikachu. I wash my asshole. And I wash my underarms, which has been hard lately because I can't lift my right shoulder. So getting under this armpit. I can actually smell it right now. It's not.

Then you're kind of like sweaty, gross all day. And so I get in. I wash my Pikachu. I wash my asshole. And I wash my underarms, which has been hard lately because I can't lift my right shoulder. So getting under this armpit. I can actually smell it right now. It's not.

I mean, I mean, honestly, like I'm getting the back of the calf. What about shaving? Doesn't that count for something? That's true. And that's like once a week. But your legs are so skinny. I mean, you shouldn't be washing them. What are they collecting dirt? I mean, it's so stupid. But, you know, I guess I don't know. I thought for a while, my God, maybe I really don't know how to shower.

I mean, I mean, honestly, like I'm getting the back of the calf. What about shaving? Doesn't that count for something? That's true. And that's like once a week. But your legs are so skinny. I mean, you shouldn't be washing them. What are they collecting dirt? I mean, it's so stupid. But, you know, I guess I don't know. I thought for a while, my God, maybe I really don't know how to shower.

I mean, I mean, honestly, like I'm getting the back of the calf. What about shaving? Doesn't that count for something? That's true. And that's like once a week. But your legs are so skinny. I mean, you shouldn't be washing them. What are they collecting dirt? I mean, it's so stupid. But, you know, I guess I don't know. I thought for a while, my God, maybe I really don't know how to shower.

But then I'm like, things are going pretty great. So. Fuck it. Why am I going to rock the boat?

But then I'm like, things are going pretty great. So. Fuck it. Why am I going to rock the boat?