Chelsea Handler

I want to soar like an eagle with my heart and legs wide open. No, I love men. Listen, I love men. You know what I mean? And I want to have adventures with lots of them. And I try to make sure everybody knows that's where I'm coming from when I'm in a relationship or any sort of... You know what I mean? I'm very upfront. I'm not a liar. You're direct. I'm just like, listen, this is the deal.

Do you want in?

Do you want in?

Do you want in?

No, they told me not to eat today, that I have to be on a liquid diet. But do you think they meant liquid by like alcohol? No, I don't think they meant that. But they know what, listen, my doctors understand who they're dealing with. Half the time I'm correcting them.

No, they told me not to eat today, that I have to be on a liquid diet. But do you think they meant liquid by like alcohol? No, I don't think they meant that. But they know what, listen, my doctors understand who they're dealing with. Half the time I'm correcting them.

No, they told me not to eat today, that I have to be on a liquid diet. But do you think they meant liquid by like alcohol? No, I don't think they meant that. But they know what, listen, my doctors understand who they're dealing with. Half the time I'm correcting them.

Okay. Am I interested in him? Yeah. I mean, I'm not interested in flying with him, but I'm interested in him. Yes. I like that.

Okay. Am I interested in him? Yeah. I mean, I'm not interested in flying with him, but I'm interested in him. Yes. I like that.

Okay. Am I interested in him? Yeah. I mean, I'm not interested in flying with him, but I'm interested in him. Yes. I like that.

Not, not, no, no. I don't like men that are scared of dogs. I agree. It's one of the bigger red flags. Why? What happened to you? Were you attacked by a wolf? Like, if you are scared of dogs, something is wrong with you. And I don't appreciate that at all. And your dogs are adorable. Unless you were attacked by a dog. Yes. And you're a woman.

Not, not, no, no. I don't like men that are scared of dogs. I agree. It's one of the bigger red flags. Why? What happened to you? Were you attacked by a wolf? Like, if you are scared of dogs, something is wrong with you. And I don't appreciate that at all. And your dogs are adorable. Unless you were attacked by a dog. Yes. And you're a woman.

Not, not, no, no. I don't like men that are scared of dogs. I agree. It's one of the bigger red flags. Why? What happened to you? Were you attacked by a wolf? Like, if you are scared of dogs, something is wrong with you. And I don't appreciate that at all. And your dogs are adorable. Unless you were attacked by a dog. Yes. And you're a woman.

I love when guys go down on me.

I love when guys go down on me.

I love when guys go down on me.

Going down on you? Yeah, just like, ah. I mean, that going down on you could work because that's pretty much they're going to hit the target at some point. But you can pretty much, I mean, in a position where a man is going down on you, you have most likely your hands on their head. directing them exactly where to go. But if someone kisses me in a sloppy, gross way, that is unrecoverable.

Going down on you? Yeah, just like, ah. I mean, that going down on you could work because that's pretty much they're going to hit the target at some point. But you can pretty much, I mean, in a position where a man is going down on you, you have most likely your hands on their head. directing them exactly where to go. But if someone kisses me in a sloppy, gross way, that is unrecoverable.

Going down on you? Yeah, just like, ah. I mean, that going down on you could work because that's pretty much they're going to hit the target at some point. But you can pretty much, I mean, in a position where a man is going down on you, you have most likely your hands on their head. directing them exactly where to go. But if someone kisses me in a sloppy, gross way, that is unrecoverable.

I don't mind that. You don't? No. A little competition? I don't care if somebody hates that I'm funny. That's not my problem. That's their problem. Okay, he's your best friend? Again, great line of questioning, Alice. Thank you.