Chelsey Weber-Smith
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Podcast Appearances
So the kitten is inside the foot, whipping the sides of whatever foot tunnel she's in.
The mom's noticing and is in pain.
And now the cat's got a flamethrower and the mom's foot has got a bunch of disgusting blister bubbles on it.
And she's freaking out.
Now the kitten is throwing ice cubes and it just is so happy.
Now it's ice skating inside of the mom's foot.
tunnel and now the foot is frozen.
She warms it up in a little pool of warm water.
Now the cats on a fan boat.
The kitten I should say.
And now the moms like I gotta go to the doctor.
The kittens on a wooden swing inside her foot now and now a fox is performing surgery on the mother.
Thank God and now the foot tunnel is crumbling behind the kitten and she is running.
Mom's throwing away her foot into the garbage and now she has a bionic leg and all is well.
I should do this professionally.
What's not to love, you know?
And you don't think that that would be a bot?
I know.
I love it too.
And I really appreciate talking to someone who does love it because a lot of people do not in my house.