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Cheryl Underwood

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
473 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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KILL TONY
KILL TONY #770

Okay, if you're going to tell an I'm-so-old joke and the punchline is, what did you say it was?

KILL TONY
KILL TONY #770

Change it to Valsartan.

KILL TONY
KILL TONY #770

Change it to something that old people take, right?

KILL TONY
KILL TONY #770

And that'll make it a better joke.

KILL TONY
KILL TONY #770

I don't think he was, I think the material was lacking.

KILL TONY
KILL TONY #770

We could tell you were nervous, right?

KILL TONY
KILL TONY #770

And the way you were describing your girlfriend, I thought you was talking about the blind bitch.

KILL TONY
KILL TONY #770

Because that's why I kept pointing back there.

KILL TONY
KILL TONY #770

Are y'all a comedy team or some kind of shit?

KILL TONY
KILL TONY #770

And have you now or ever been a gay man?

KILL TONY
KILL TONY #770

Because I know you come harder when you stick the finger in the anus.

KILL TONY
KILL TONY #770

Look at all the dick suckers know what I just said.

KILL TONY
KILL TONY #770

Because you stick the finger in the ass and you do the real... Okay.

KILL TONY
KILL TONY #770

Too much information because the blind guy is now tapping me on my shoulder.

KILL TONY
KILL TONY #770

But I think you got to get better at it.

KILL TONY
KILL TONY #770

And who are you running these jokes by?

KILL TONY
KILL TONY #770

Run it by somebody else other than her.

KILL TONY
KILL TONY #770

Because she cares about you.