Chet Waterhouse

You just think, how am I going to get out of this town?

How am I going to pay my bills?

And I really busted my ass to learn as much as I could.

Do you – I've told this to Judd before, but maybe some of the people listening don't know it.

But many years ago when Jimmy and I were summoned into Ivan Reitman's office to create a comedy movie, a buddy movie, probably circa 2002 or 2003 or something.

I think it was 2002 actually.

Reitman doesn't mince words and –

It's funny, I hesitate to call him a douche, because he's not, but I've been yelled at him, and so has Jimmy.

He's Frank.

He's Frank.

Frank meets in a hurry, creates douche.

Frank meets Kurt, they had a baby.

Yeah, he's Kurt, and he's Frank, and his time is money with him, and he'll tell you some stuff, like, I told you X, Y, and Z on the script, and we'd be like,

Yeah, we didn't get around to it.

And he'd be like, stop wasting my fucking time that stuff like that.

But it's true because he's him.

And we pitched him, Jimmy's a virgin.

He's the 33-year-old virgin.

Oh, wow.

Like, he's 33, and I'm his buddy, and I'm going to get him laid, you know?