Chet Waterhouse
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Podcast Appearances
We made that up for a lot of folks.
Dads and grads could both be in here, you know what I mean?
What do you want for your graduation gift, Tommy?
Some pussy.
Stay for it, Jay.
Hosting is a job, yeah.
A lot of car shows I watch have pretty girls hosting.
It doesn't seem like they know that much about cars, but they are hosts.
Yeah, 50 pounds less than you.
Yeah.
Well, there is a... I'm trying to think.
50 pounds!
That's a little ridiculous.
Listen, I have a theory.
All my theories, no one can ever talk me out of because they always end up being right.
Shut up, Brian.
Here's my theory.
First off, all those women are abnormally skinny.
And in order to look good on camera, you must be abnormally, unhealthily skinny.
The ones that always get into the eating disorders first are the ones whose heads look too big.