Chet Waterhouse
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Podcast Appearances
And you can't fuck around on your wife.
Sinatra's ghost is floating above a single tear.
Oh, my God.
He would have died of natural causes.
He would have killed himself.
Everyone would be writing a song and posting an Instagram and a picture and a tweet of him.
Dean Martin's ghost comes up and grabs him.
Jesus Christ.
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Jesus Christ.
All I remember from her is being not attracted.
To her.
To her.
She was, her hair was all different colors.
She was very heavy.
She must have been about 115, maybe 118 pounds.
She was a blimp.
She was a moose.
It's just you doing that voice.