Chet Waterhouse

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I know, man.

Let me explain.

If you were to try it at the right time, you'd be a host right now.

That's right.

You've used a foreskin eye serum.

Where do you get that?

Could I go in there and go, hey, listen, not so hot on the foreskin plan, but is there anything in the young vag department that I could sort of partake in?

Harvested from perhaps Argentinian.

Yeah, but turnabout is kind of fair playing.

If you guys are doing all this cock-related work, how about a little something-something for the vag?

More vag-oriented.

I'm pretty sure they hit the silent alarm.

Yeah, I'm not going to do anything weird.

I'm not asking for a vag hat, but something I could rub into myself or something like that.

Also, do you have a vag hat?

The smell?

I expect it to be weird.