Chet Waterhouse

How about we how we wet our beaks?

Right.

I don't know how they transport them, but whatever truck they're using, I'm guessing it's a refrigerated truck.

I hope so.

My decree would be you check that refrigerator unit once and then check it again because it gets hot here and I don't want that thing breaking down and bumper to bumper traffic.

Of course they're microneedling.

But they must be, they got to harvest it, but at some point they need to get out the mortar and pestle, right?

Yeah, somebody.

In terms of like, I'd like that conversation for the sweatshop kids.

Hey, I got a horrible gig.

I have to make Nike tennis shoes for a dollar a year.

So you have to sew on swoosh stripes.

I had a pillowcase filled with foreskin show up on my conveyor belt yesterday.

Yeah.

Put them all through one of those presses nice restaurants use for the fresh orange juice.

Yeah.

That's called a holiday for me.

That's called Sunday brunch for me.

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