Chet Waterhouse
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I have this discussion a lot with people.
People will tweet me and go,
You need to get a pneumatic closer and hire a large black man in a turtleneck sweater with one of those counters to stand to man the door.
And then, you know, my answer is or or maybe.
Just maybe.
Hear me out.
We can just do what I asked to do and then we can get the fuck on with our lives.
Like, maybe.
Just maybe.
Two solid options.
I agree.
Nobody's... Look, I have pneumatic closers at the other shop.
I can't... I've put up... You can do a poll on this entire block and get a head count of men that have put up pneumatic closers and then add all those numbers together and I've done more.
By my lonesome.
So I could do it.
That's not the point.
But I think, you know, when Olga's like bringing the basket of lawns, like she's got to back it in and push it in now and stuff because the door's slamming shut.
Like, could just...
Just do what we talked about doing.
Be nice.