Chet Waterhouse

And people think I want to do it.

I don't want to do any of this.

I I'd like to live in a world where I never had the conversation ever, but or just had it once.

That's a weird it's kind of a weird thing where it's like, oh, you like coaching everybody up.

No, I don't.

I just want to say one time and and get on with it.

But I understand that's not the way life works.

But I went over and I said, you know what?

And I pushed on the door and it just popped open.

And then the five count with the fly on the nose.

It went the way of the Dota.

I said, now I told Natalia the night before.

And if you look at my...

from the garage door into the house, there's big Sharpie that says lock and arrows.

And I do a lot of painting, fingernail polishing, thumb turns on deadbolts and then putting fingernail polish to line up because people have difficulty.

Lots of like...

weekends going by and then like oh the french doors in the hall have just been open the entire time like why uh because the maid went out that way and then came back it's like yeah i know but why didn't she lie she didn't you know a lot of a lot of that so lots of marks lots of color coding uh put the three inch big sheet metal screw on top of the toaster oven because the uh

The microwave cover, the plastic microwave cover kept getting set on it and then melted and things of that nature.

So I'm used to writing on doors and pointing with arrows and writing lock and stuff.

And it doesn't look good.