Chet Waterhouse

I have an SCCA racing license.

Maybe I can drive the car, but we couldn't let the wife drive it.

When the guy in the Hummer goes off the end of the pier, just drives that Humvee off the end of the pier, goes into the Santa Monica Bay and the thing turns into a submarine and he goes to Atlantis.

I am perturbed that it says do not attempt that.

But I understand there's, you know, some population, part of the population that's half monkey and other half is alligator.

They couldn't afford that car.

But OK, they saw somebody drive.

Maybe they're high on basalts and they saw him drive off the thing.

And I'm sort of amused by that.

The one where you're just literally going in a straight line in the middle of the desert.

With no traffic coming any other direction, it says do not attempt is saying you cannot own.

I don't know how you get the car back from the dealer.

How would you get the car back from the dealer unless you hired a professional stunt driver to take it to your condo?

Look, if driving in a straight line in the middle of the desert is a bridge too far, how do you navigate getting through the city and back to your home?

Or even backing up the driveway?

I mean, that sounds a lot more difficult than going in a straight line.

So, yes, the somehow doing nothing.

No, actually, the one that bumped me the most, ah, aha, there's a third category.

Look for...

I'm going to tease it.