Chet Waterhouse

what happened i've been doing all right i've been doing i've been doing pretty good pretty good but there's this uh theme can you count to five let it wash over you i did not i did not let it wash over me and i did not count to five with the fly on my nose and the two cream pies in each hand um

I it's a I it's a it's a personal if there's if there if there's a lament that I have in life, just a personal lament slash crusade slash what have you.

It's a I am going to have a conversation with you about what is going to happen that we both don't want to happen.

So let's please not let this happen.

And then it happens and then it happens again and then it happens for a 31st time.

And I start going insane because I can't figure out why we're having this conversation and why it's it's it's undoable.

Now, I get it.

Well, that's what I say about this.

The lament is this.

The sound is what you capture so eloquently.

My dog eats socks.

And when he eats socks, no matter what time he devours the sock.

He then throws up the sock on the shag carpet next to the bed at...

Well, he managed to get all the carpet on Sunday night, but he does the carpet.

He throws the sock back up.

He can't pass the sock and he cannot throw the sock up while the sun is shining or while there are folks that are alert and awake around him.

It has to happen between three fifty five and five forty a.m.

Yes.

And he's 110 pounds and he's very strong.

And when he goes into puke mode, the whole neighborhood wakes up.