Chet Waterhouse
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She's got a mask.
I made it super clear with my kids, which is if they ever start pulling any of this shit, I'm going to get a drifter to kill them.
I won't do it myself.
I'm far too important.
I'm too big of an earner and all that kind of stuff.
But I know many drifters.
And by the way.
is now drifter central.
I literally can't swing a cat around without eating, hitting a drifter.
And they're all look, forty five hundred dollars is a king's ransom to one of those people.
And I can write it off.
So if you're ever planning on doing any of this kind of shit, I can write it off.
We were studying drifters.
Yeah, that's right.
I did a stand up bit about drifters.
Right.
Anyway, so I had to pay him to study them.
But either way, it's understood that I will hire a goddamn drifter to kill you.